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Horner trying to put his arm round Geri like a drunk 16 year old at the school disco trying to get off with the girl he's had his eye on since the 3rd grade who's secretly a lesbian #SaudiArabianGP📷

I don't know what's more depressing: the whole Horner debacle or the fact I'm sympathetic with a wife beater trying to get rid of him #SaudiArabianGP📷

Geri Halliwell very much rocking the Lidl Princess Leia look #SaudiArabianGP📷

Aston should get a good result here, I reckon #F1Sprint #BelgianGP

Remember when Bernie said that all race tracks should be indoors? They said he was mad. Now they just say he's a c #F1Sprint #BelgianGP

I've seen jet-skiers refuse to compete in easier conditions than this #F1Sprint #BelgianGP

Why is everyone going along with this? #F1Sprint #BelgianGP

I'm really glad I rushed home from the world sock drawer organising championship for this #f1 #HungarianGP #SkyF1

OR put a puppy on the track limits boundary. One or the other #skyf1 #f1 #HungarianGP

Here's a radical idea: forget track limits completely. Fuck it: faster over the kerb, across the grass, via the gravel? I'd pay to see that; If it's the fastest way everyone will do it & it's a level playing field. Has to be better than this frigging Bingo red card bollocks #f1

Actually the shepherd's pie analogy is a good one for the Sky F1 commentary. I fucking *hate* shepherd's pie #skyf1 #f1 #HungarianGP

FML this commentary. When will it stop? How long is Sky's contract for? "End the suffering!!!!" #skyf1 #f1 #HungarianGP

I haven't seen this much errant dangerous parking since I went to a Weatherspoons car park #MonacoGP #f1

Horner's face gone full lemon-suck for Perez' performance #MonacoGP #f1

That's what happens when Aston Martin employ someone with no experience #MonacoGP #f1

Every year: the race where you realise your mates who wonder why you watch this shit might have a point #MonacoGP #f1

For reference, Sainz loves Oklahoma though #MonacoGP #f1

Stroll now describing the relationship with his dad #MonacoGP #f1

Checo going Arsenal on the title even earlier than Arsenal #MonacoGP #f1

Bottas counts rear wings to get to sleep at night #MonacoGP #f1