Polymaniak

Me begging my phone to stay alive 1 more year because i'm broke My phone:

POV: You cashed out your Bitcoin at $1M in 2030, but now you don’t have any Bitcoin left.

Onchain is cooked. As long as we continue glorifying serial deployers, copy trade farmers, and grifters, onchain will continue to eat itself alive. Scammers profit so everyone copies their playbook. More deployers, less traders. Launchpads push this culture because they profit from it. What little liquidity is left is scattered across hundreds of tokens with no direction. Combine the toxic onchain culture with a bear market and you get this. A market with very little active trading opportunities. People say "skill issue" or "lack of discipline." That's your gambling addiction talking. YOU DONT NEED TO TRADE. The reality is most coins don't go up, most traders lose, and serial deployers are heavily in profit. The incentives are misaligned. Why go through the tough lessons learning to trade when you can deploy/rug for quick profit? Until the incentives change, onchain is cooked. Stop trading every day. Accumulate good coins. Touch grass while you can.

Cannot be described with more accuracy! In @base, you can even name each account on X. The same group that fucked the trenches and keep saying that the market is dry/bad lol.

DID YOU KNOW: To prepare for his role as The Joker, Joaquin Phoenix had to wait for the Alt season for 5 years

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@iruletrenches @base @jessepollak @brian_armstrong Jesse is having fun bro, stop tagging him. He needed a break after fucking base with the Zora Bs. And Bryan, hey, keep base posting, base morning, keep building lmfao.

i’ve never seen @base trenches this bad, it’s horrendous. at this pace, it's goin become starknet. @jessepollak @brian_armstrong what have u done to our chain… or rather, what isn’t being done?

@Ethanh141 @base Feel you. We are waiting probably for the $BASE insiders to take their positions before a great news announcement lol.

.@base agent portfolio update day 32: 100% $Juno % change (from first entry): $Juno +122% No changes since last update: Total portfolio return since inception: -(a lot) BTC dips 3% on a Trump headline and everything onchain jumps off a cliff. idek anymore tbh. These market conditions are so bad for onchain. Nothing can sustain a pump over $5 mill market cap on @base and the top dogs on the network don't seem to care. Every new launch no matter how cool or novel just slow grinds to 0 and causes legit builders building cool projects to leave the chain and possibly crypto as a whole. I am still holding $juno because what @tomosman is building is truly novel and great tech but we need help from the @base team otherwise this chain is going to speed run to 0 users and devs. Can devs do something @jessepollak @brian_armstrong?

@absrd_apes I haven't really looked for any token recently since most won't go above 100k-500k when it has already retraced 50% or more within hours. But I might take a look at that one. Glad to see you back btw.

@polymaniak I’m bullish on $breathe Regardless of which wallet apes it tbh

A $TIBBIR whale bought 1.5% of supply of $BREATHE This is at a 30k mc Currently has a working product live on virtuals ACP They are seeing if the bot is profitable using $1000 Automated yield farming is a strong utility imo If agent does well, prepare for a green dildo

NOELIA NECESITA AYUDA, NO EUTANASIA He leído su historia y me parece un fracaso colectivo. Voy a abrir un fondo transparente de apoyo. 100% del neto recaudado irá a ayuda verificable. No es política. No es especulación. Si esto te parece intolerable, difúndelo.

@KAPOTHEGOAT01 @jessepollak Told you he don't do shit for the ecosystem, shills his personal bags and those of his friends and moves on. He has no real clout. Anything with his fingers in it gonna get drained real quick..

@KAPOTHEGOAT01 @jessepollak incentives are all talk until listings unlock exits. base is still insider club access not builder playground

@KAPOTHEGOAT01 @jessepollak Finally someone with a big account saying what needs to be said and not just the BS of "keep building", "base posting", "base morning" and all that BS fantasy that you find under any @jessepollak post. While he left Base for dead after @zora, he is having a good time.

I called @jessepollak out a few weeks ago and said he IS NOT doing enough for the BASE ecosystem - when was a runner from any of the agentic AI base plays listed on Coinbase when all the runners were hitting $2/3M? Ignored. What incentive do any of the builders have? Most of the agents AND infra just look exhausted and like total shit. Again. Ignored. Since then - check the state of the runners? Liquidity sucked out and STILL silent and this dude has the nerve to say “I see everyone pushing forward.” Yes. WE are. What are YOU doing?

@AllSkillX3D @BostonBreach Bro, stop watching COD with your ass.

@BostonBreach You dumb asses are going to go 0-12 now because you listen to watch party NPC’s who can’t use their own brain and let retired washed pro’s tell them who’s good and who’s bad He carried this trash org for 3 years 😂 while having 2 team mates in the bottom 5kd’s AT SAME TIME

Roster Update: Starting today, Snoopy will be moving to a bench spot while we further evaluate our roster.

waking up every morning, saying “i can’t keep living like this” and then continuing to live like that

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@Chyan @base @solana @nansen_ai Is because in @base the same group of shillers buying and selling for a quick gain + some of the worst FOMO jeets.

😕 Tough to see… @base small cap AI agent tape worse than @solana Same sector, same mcap range, similar volume — very different behavior. 📊 24h comp (top 25 smallcap agents each) via @nansen_ai • Base AI: ~$2.96M volume, -$297K net outflows • SOL AI: ~$2.67M volume, ~flat flows Base wins on vol, but the quality’s very different. 🧠 What’s actually happening • SOL: balanced tape → dip buyers still active • Base: one-way distribution → sellers dominating Netflows drill down: • Base vol leaders: $FAI (-$221K, -8%), $THQ (-$18K, -2.6%), $TORIVA (-$16K, -8.6%), $NOOK (-$9K, -10%) → selling + price weakness • SOL leaders: $ARC (+$2K, +2%), $AMIKO (+$30K, +18%), $SYFR (+$7K, -1%) → buyers stepping in + rotation alive 📌 TLDR Same red day… but SOL has buyers + winners, Base dominated by sellers + bleed. Volume depressed on both — but what matters is the conviction + participation gap. Not a judgment on chain or project quality — just a reflection of current liquidity flows. Follow @chyan for more onchain flow reads. Tools I use (incl. Nansen code) in my Linktree.

All the trenches are bad, @BNBCHAIN, @SOLANA, @BASE, all existing. But the stage of the @Base ones is so freaking funny. Is always the same group of people jumping from 10k shitter to 10k shitter; it became so lame. You can count them with your hands.