𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽💫

anyways goodbye again 🤪✌🏼

hey Twitter don’t delete me🥸

There’s a lil girl in the lobby being the fricken cutest I don’t even care she’s messing up my Halloween decorations

It’s actually the fucking little eye roll I just got from a customer for asking him a simple question that’s going to send me over the edge

my weed pen leaking this week has just been some fuckin betrayal if you ask me

@danacathrynnn You guys are here to just live life

I’ve seen the same girl on my walk around my neighborhood 3 times now. We’re on the same wavelength

hello anxiety you trick ass bitch

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

“you smell like updog” “I am updog”

Y’all need to fucking watch Maid on Netflix.

@ItsKatieNicolee they better come correct

Dude, nobody calls you Maurice

Paramore, local natives, death cab for cutie….I am coming back here

Detroit fleat playing all the good music

tell Peter he looks like a clown and he’ll just say “well honk my nose!”

@CastleHoppa I want a choich goil who gois to woik and quoites her yoidaaaa

@CastleHoppa Confidence comes naturally when you’re as funny as i am

The strangers did not have to end that way

Without you is the color blue 💙

I literally wanna end my life whenever I’m eating and my teeth scrape eachother