Twëets frøm Märs🚀🪐

Ini ukango engager pamatweets angu chero ka 1 chete ndave kutokuziva Every tweet rako am going to like it

You know you are forcing things when it hits 9am and they haven’t even texted you good morning

I’m sorry but your surname matters to me, I don’t want my children sitting at the front during exams😭👍

Bro to bro: Don't drain yourself trying to impress any girl.

Let’s normalize friendships with sex

Tupac once said: "its easy to find a new one but its hard to find a true one.

jealousy hits different when you both aren't even dating

You be thinking her music taste is fire, whole time it’s all her ex’s fav songs

no man gives up on the woman he really wants. ever.

“Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards” will forever be used in every traffic jam from this day forward. 🤣

Borrow transport money I will refund you when you arrive. That's the first sign of a man who has learnt from his mistake 😂

Make sure to text your girl good morning bc I be up EARLY.

Having a wet and tight pvssy >>>>>

Samson waking up with a taper fade while being surrounded by philistines 😂

😭😭😭

why did he wake up so late on wednesday?

@kwines7 Its oky my sister 😁

Right mukai😊😊

😒😒😒🥹🥹

Mapostori are also one of the worst thing to ever happen to his country

off to church 😍