maya the sagggg

I wouldn’t call it obsessed😜, but you know😏

I hate that everyone is using AI for customer service now. It’s driving me crazy because the bot is never actually helpful.

Told my daughter if she beats me in the race she can start dating before turns 18

Why you look 50 and you’re 24? LMFAOO

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

The magic school bus could be in your ass rn and you wouldn’t even know 🚌✨

I treat black people better then I treat everyone else 😭

“i wanna do this with you” a love language

The real beauty is the beauty of the soul

i ain’t got no hidden agenda. you do right by me, imma do right by you.

imma leave it all in God’s hands

I’m such a chill girl I be out the way

Lord I need a new job with more money

how i sleep every night knowing these bitches ain’t fwm:

The problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

you rlly gotta sit & play in your makeup to learn

I’ll swallow sand before I say “at least he comes home to me” 😭

if u work 8-15 hours out the day and then get off and do shit to prepare to do it all over again the next day do not let nobody raggedy oogly boogly ass tell u dat u not allowed to be tired lmfao our bodies are not built for this shit ion wanna hear it

Go against this shit if you WANNNNAAA.

Best thing I ever did for me was learn my place w/ everybody & moved accordingly. 🫰🏽