Arlo Midgett

CROATOAN

@Sellak "The Puncess and the D," a modern day fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen

Well you see Ma'am, the reason I pulled you over is cause of your sign....the hog farmers round here don't take too kindly to you fancy gals fraternizing with thier livestock.

@TychoBrahe Like the weather, mate: Mostly Fine.

How are you going?

My adoration for Space X’s engineering is inversely proportional to my respect for Elon Musk.

@Sellak Same.

I don't know that I'm ready to get another cat. I can't quite bring myself to seek one out. I still find myself grieving the loss of Olive quite a bit. But if the Cat Distribution System ever kicked in, I wouldn't be upset by that.

@TychoBrahe Imma guess the Bangsian one

Which one

@delaneykingrox TUber Eats, of course! <<smacks forehead>> Something something surge pricing.

@delaneykingrox Order in with DongDash

@Retnus @joshgondelman Pipe smoking is 100% crepuscular.

@joshgondelman Ok where does pipe smoking fit in to a day? Is that more appropriate for daylight hours?

I saw a guy puffing a cigar at 3pm today, and I don't know, cigars just seem like night smoking to me.

Tautology: The needless repetition of an idea, statement, or word. Tauntauntology: The needless repetition of a syllable in the name of a fictional ice-world inhabitant.

@ClaireMax As a die-hard Sega fan, this pun has me feeling rather… saturnine.

Someone who can always tell when a Super Nintendo is nearby is very snesitive

@SupermanOnFilm I want just one punch-up line of dialogue: “You think she hasn’t seen this before?” “I guarantee she hasn’t.”

Such a great scene. I cannot freakin’ wait for Season 4 of Superman & Lois! And let this be a lesson to the folks that think everyone who disliked Snyder’s take wants a grinning idiot Superman that’s never mad or serious. Nope! We love this. It’s all in the execution.

@flusterfuchs @Noahpinion EV not ED

@Noahpinion Mine is still the same size 🤷🏻‍♂️

EVs growing very fast in the U.S.

@ronmarz @BittrScrptReadr

@BittrScrptReadr Nope.

Here's everybody. I wonder if people will be able to figure out which pages I wrote and which pages Dan wrote...?

@BittrScrptReadr JD Vance opens 28 Weeks Later.

@delaneykingrox Okay, I got you

You. Seriously. Keep. Pointing. At. ME? There’s no reality where I would want MORE advertising. You are not preaching to the choir. You’re threatening it. On Twitter, I am the product. You mine my tweets and engagement for data. I’m not here to prop up your ad revenue, too.

I don't really have an opinon on the RDJ casting for Dr. Doom other than to say... can you imagine how insane it would have been if they'd kept that under wraps until the movie was released? That'd be some Darth-is-Luke's-father level shit.

@Retnus Here’s hoping! (I was watching 1-3 as prep.)

@rlomidgett Ok but 4 was ... Kind of fun?

No one -- and I mean no one -- who worked on Beverly Hills Cop III should have been able to find work in Hollywood again. Having just watched it, I half expect to read an oral history online where someone tells a story about how catering was nothing but wilted heads of cabbage.

@Sellak 😈

Saw my 2nd cousin yesterday who is a teacher and also directs the school plays. She was talking about how burned out she was and mentioned: I've directed six versions of Grease over the last several years, I'm so tired of that show. My response: Tell me more, tell me more.