Jack Anderson

@KamalaHarris Stay home. You're drunk.

Donald Trump’s actions in Venezuela do not make America safer, stronger, or more affordable. That Maduro is a brutal, illegitimate dictator does not change the fact that this action was both unlawful and unwise. We’ve seen this movie before. Wars for regime change or oil that are sold as strength but turn into chaos, and American families pay the price. The American people do not want this, and they are tired of being lied to. This is not about drugs or democracy. It is about oil and Donald Trump’s desire to play the regional strongman. If he cared about either, he wouldn’t pardon a convicted drug trafficker or sideline Venezuela’s legitimate opposition while pursuing deals with Maduro’s cronies. The President is putting troops at risk, spending billions, destabilizing a region, and offering no legal authority, no exit plan, and no benefit at home. America needs leadership whose priorities are lowering costs for working families, enforcing the rule of law, strengthening alliances, and — most importantly — putting the American people first.

@Wisdom_HQ Every ONE

@MarcoFoster_ @MaryLTrump I’m sorry, Mary, I didn’t get your last name. Mary who?

Mary Trump (Donald Trump’s niece): “There was no upside to being part of that family. These were cruel, selfish people who don’t understand love, who don’t have compassion or empathy. I consider myself extremely lucky that I’m not part of that family at all”

@theladyjane_ Watch me.

@oelma__ Alla Them

Tell one..?

@Matt_Pinner My dog is gonna eat well tonight

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@hwinkler4real I would WALK 500 miles and I would walk 500 more…

YES !!!

@MatthewBerryTMR I need for this entire wacky season to end!!

Did you have Lamar? A Charger? Face Josh Allen? Bet you need a #MondayNightMiracle. So put it into the universe & manifest it happening. Personally I need 27.5 from Javonte. Sigh. What do YOU need tonight? #MondayNightMiracle

@ML3democrats Uh.....no.

One year ago, America broke my heart. She was made for the job. She was qualified, intelligent, courageous. She had the leadership skills to run the country and stand against autocracy. I miss the enthusiasm of her campaign. America made its biggest mistake. Do you agree?

@adamcarolla Adam, were you told not to talk politics with Richard Marx because he was pretty loud on social media during DJT's first term? (great interview, BTW)

He was great

@LasVegasLocally @satencott ...and yet, inexplicably, The Excalibur still stands.

The iconic golden window glass of The Mirage Las Vegas is being removed after 36 years. (📸 @satencott)

@espn_needs_me @MatthewBerryTMR I was in a much deeper hole than you...and unfortunately, stayed there.

@seejackwrite @MatthewBerryTMR I'm in the exact same boat 😭

Did you face Brock? Drake? Darnold & JSN? Chances are you may need a #MondayNightMiracle. So put it into the universe and manifest it happening. Personally I need 18 from Trey McBride. So what do you need? #MondayNightMiracle

@cee_ryan Or mother-in-law 😏

if this was my grandma I would scream

@FAmmiranteTFJ Similar to you, I started Maye over Mayfield. I MAY have messed up 😏

There's nothing worse in fantasy football than making the wrong lineup decision that looked fine at the time but cost you the week. For me, it was Drake Maye over Dak Prescott. Makes you not want to look at your team for a couple of days. Which start/sit lost you Week 5?

@cee_ryan She should also just go away.

It feels predatory at this point. She should be ashamed.

@MatthewBerryTMR Ride the Bench.

Arghhhhhh. #RideorDie

@cee_ryan Thank you for your service. 🙂💕

Good news! The owner has been found and this little old lady has been reunited with her owner. The bad news: her name is Princess. But I enjoyed our short time together and am happy she’s back home

🚨FOUND DOG IN BED-STUY/BUSHWICK AREA 🚨 our neighbor found this dog on the street & took her in while we look for the owners, but our neighbor is a flight attendant so we’re watching her while she’s out of town. She’s chipped but no one answers at the number connected to it 😔

@JMcCann13 @MatthewBerryTMR Agreed. My opponent stormed ahead of me last night with Javonte Williams OT game.

@seejackwrite @MatthewBerryTMR Being a lifelong diehard Fin fan, I would say that 16 nonPPR points for Achane tonight highly unlikely against a stout defense like the Jets have…and, with the struggles Miami’s offense has had thus far this season. Good luck.

Play against Ashton? Or Puka? Didn't sub out Jaylen? Whatever happened I bet you need a #MondayNightMiracle so put it into the universe and manifest it happening. Personally I need Sutton & Chase Brown to outscore Nix & Breece by 2. What do YOU need tonight? #MondayNightMiracle