shells

shellsea’s grey’s anatomy rewatch chasing cars count 🧵 #1: season 2 episode 27 (original) (very good song)

hi there

sent my sister a one time code so she could “watch stuff” and i think she just scammed me

you guys get it when i say mouth breathing feels amazing when you're stoned out the wazoo right

happy wednesday

he's just giving it a go

this is fucking hilarious. go 2024 shellsea

“I know we’re having a serious conversation but look I’m a frog lol”

I love going through my camera roll and finding all my random vlogs like this one

video from last week I forgot I saved and had a right giggle coming across again 💕

@finofying HELLO??????

think i'm lactose intolerant. guess i know what to drink before i bottom 🫡

I was pretty sexy for this ngl

also “robert downey jr iron man” is so fucking funny idk why

idk chat I’m crying over fall out boy’s cover of we didn’t start the fire (again) and I just think it’s so powerful that they mentioned the biggest historical event of the past 30 years right at the end

@finofying at least the good parenting is reassuring but what the fuck i do not look that young

@shellamouche BSHAHFJAJAJ THIS IS INSANE BTW

can't stop thinking about how i met the boy's mum and she pulled him aside to make sure he wasn't seeing a teenager

when it happened i was so fucking confused and then i saw the killcam and laughed so hard i cried. i never laugh like that. this hanzo just saved my life and he didn't even mean to

ok i know i quit twitter but i just needed to come here and post this because this is my funniest death of all time and i'm still giggling every time i think about it

leo, you have issues.

weekly dad appreciation tweet!!! went down to the kitchen for a drink, saw the mince and sauce on the bench, gasped and said “omg is it spag bol tonight” and he said “yeah, thought I’d try cheer you up a bit” GOD I LOVE THIS MAN

dad cleared out my nana’s house today, told me to “check out the coat hanger in the wood basket” and this is what I was met with. my 93 year old nana was hanging her clothes on this bad boy. good for her!