Christopher Smith

@Enochkabalo @hannahgowrie @sloaaaany just back from Prague today, nice, but wouldn't recommend unless on a stag do

It's been like a really long, really bad joke.

@eilidhhope in my defence... I made it work

Taking the piss out of the Glasgow accent, in Glasgow, to a Glaswegian. Why Chris? Why...

@virginmedia are you guys kidding me!? Why do I pay for your service if it's gonna be down for 2 days. Get it sorted

@virginmedia where do I find that?? Thanks

@virginmedia can you confirm it will be fixed by 4pm?

@virginmedia last night it said it would be fixed by 12pm now it's saying 4pm, if it doesn't get fixed by 4pm I expect compensation.

@virginmedia it still isn't working.

@virginmedia is there any info on virgin media being down in the Dundee, Scotland area

Ordered a reaper crew tee today. Day made.@SonsofAnarchy #menofmayhem

@Enochkabalo you text me first actually 💁🏻

Just watched a Jaguar kill a crocodile on Planet Earth II.... HOLY SHIT 👌🏻👌🏻

Went back to the gym tonight. Safe to say I now lift like a pussy. Long road to being where I wanna be.

Nah but seriously... is there actually anything else in this world that could make you as happy as seeing Kyra 😍 #6moreweekstillsheshome

😥😥 look at her #meetKyra

@TheNotoriousMMA you have taken over 🇮🇪

THE DREAM 😍 Securing my pup tomorrow 👌🏻🙈🙈😁

I've developed a strange obsession with the Jurassic park theme whilst attempting to go for runs this last week. I'm strange.

When you spend your day sending your mum photos of puppies cause it's Christmas soon and your bad at subtle hints