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She carseat on…. she give head seat on my car rest …. she car head…… she car on my seat till my head rests…… I’m working on it guys

Potential employers count your fucking days

His great balls so fire they got me saying goodness gracious

Taking adderall to go on instagram in a more productive way

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

Who yearns for a Gary (“Veep”) in their life?

Being broke will have u thinking if only I didn't buy that peanut butter from whole foods in 2023

What happened to me medically this year cannot happen again

So glad I'm just fat enough that wonem aren't scared of me. If I was any thinner women would be scared of me and that would just break my heart

Words are like sheets that you throw over ghosts (ideas) so you can see them

I’m hardworking but not ambitious. Like a termite

My domineering parents set completely unattainable standards by telling me I should “do what makes me happy”. I envy my pampered diaspora friends, hothouse flowers afforded the simple metrics “become a lawyer”, “stop being gay”

how do you communicate to god that you've already been taught humility

My frontal lobe developed a few years ago actually. And next year when I turn 25 I’ll be done developing another lobe in front of that one. And when Im 30 that’s when I can use both of them at once via the fluid

I know music critics stopped paying attention to lyrics when certain openly queer artists rose to fame a few years ago but I would much prefer overly-confessional flowery lyrics to every cool sonically interesting new artist’s lyrics reading like sotce posts

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a creative boy or girl who loves to express yourself every day.

@deejuhhhb Blow this up🤑

Trans friend: I’m trans Society: ok Garage band: The Last Selected Audio Interface is Not Available