Soph

Jesus Christ! They might as well have nipples on these mugs 😭

Me after finding out everyone thinks I'm autistic and gay instead of mysterious and cool

“We can tell” is the greatest insult of all times 💀💀💀

@Gamingffc @LauraJeanneH 🤣 are steps still a thing

@sofaneilas @LauraJeanneH I was in a kinda weird fluid dream around 1999, so yeah I don't know much around then

😭 i dont even know who any of these people are 😭 am i old? Yes grandma. Thanks google

@Gamingffc Probably lol

@sofaneilas What was she stealing from a chemist?

I want a 10 episode documentary series on this person immediately

@Gamingffc 🤣 correct

@sofaneilas Who, who, who, who , who , ,who , who , who and who, also I don't care lol

@Lanclassmand 🤣 🤣

@LauraJeanneH 🤣 I think my cut off point is 1999. 🤣

@sofaneilas You must do Soph! You're a lot younger than me 😃 February is Sabrina Carpenter, July is One Direction, August is Arianna Grande, December is Taylor Swift. Don't know the others and certainly don't know their songs 🤣🤣

RT @anishmoonka: Tom Felton was 13 when they bleached his hair and handed him a decade inside the biggest movie franchise on the planet. By…

RT @realBigStanH: Tomorrow is 28🧐

RT @recovery_your: Suicidal thoughts don’t always sound like “I want to die.” Sometimes they sound like: • “I can’t keep doing this.” • “I…

@SouthernCazza1 😭 did you see it? I can’t breath after watching it 😭 💀 🤣

@sofaneilas 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@SouthernCazza1 you must watch neighbors episode 6 on HBO Max😭 it’s comedy gold dust 🤣

The season finale of HBOs neighbors has me creased dead 😭 An old man in his ganna hammock running away to a nudist colony to be scammed by a young lass to discover his back garden has a fence and he and his sagging balls can be free there 🤣 best tv ever.

@SpookTooSoon Steady on. Dario’s not THAT bad.

@sofaneilas Cats are twats for frustrating humans. Bit like Owen, really.

This little shit after escaping from the garden and then coming back when I’m off out looking for him crawling along allotments shouting his name like a raving banshee 😭

@Swarlas_vanity @NolanColeen @McInTweet 🤣

Is this tweet government approved for your screen time? Press 3 if no and if it is go fuck ya self 🤣

@its0l_ 🤣 “I once sold my kidney to go to Paris to see a Carla Connor cardboard cutout anyway the character also had one kidney now i have had plastic surgery to look like her and made my husband turn into a blond woman named Lisa”

@sofaneilas 🤣🤣🤣 hopefully the one in Paris happens and we have round two, if they don’t get their money back from fanfusion they will have to sell their Nan’s kidney to go! 😂

A moments silence in remembrance of one week since fanfusiongate