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Women will squirt all over you and stop talking to you lol wtf is that

"imagine if a white person did..." and it'll be something done every single day between 1619 and 2026.

What should I get at Sonic? Their mozzarella sticks good? I haven’t been in about 15 years lol

Alligators survive in frozen swamps by sticking their noses through the ice to breathe. Reptiles shut down their metabolism, and they don't need to eat their heart rate slows down, their digestive system slows down, and they just sit and wait for the heat.

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

I don’t ever wanna hear anybody say Kendrick is dragging this shit ever again.

The "Marry the Nerd" discussion is hilarious because it brings so much validity to the infamous "beat it chick" meme. 😂🤣

Blasting YMCA in front of No Kings 3.0 protestors 🤣

Not liking someone is ok. But making up lies to destroy their character stems from jealousy and a mental disorder

J Cole admits he be lying in his songs saying he think he’s the best “It’s a persona & I really be having people believing that ish” “In real life if u ask me if im the best no, I just put on that cape” Black Thought, Kendrick Lamar, Lupe etc are better on any given day

This is how China provides lunch in its government schools. What is stopping us?

BREAKING: Kash Patel’s GOONER account has been discovered from a username leak 💀

UMG Response to Drake’s Lawsuit Appeal, with their Brief Rumors about Drake’s relationships with minors predate “Not Like Us” & have been widely reported Lamar is indicting Drake for years of rumors & speculations around his misbehavior around minors 2 years Later & we still here