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I wonder if I could make money being a golf teacher. But only to get bad or new golfers good enough to keep up and learn basic rules.

@courtney883 He’s a main character on the transactions page with all the DFA and waiver requests

So, I’ll be honest… I actually forgot Tim Elko was still in the White Sox system.

@sondraa ENGLAND 5 GERMANY 1… I forget the rest of the song

Last night I dreamt I was a tour guide for a bunch of Europeans for the World Cup and it was like that scene in Eurotrip where they went on a bender with Manchester United fans. I woke up this morning disappointed it wasn’t real

@thestevenwoods Mmm. Floor toast

@MNkaileyy You just inspired me to do the same so I can replay it

I just bought call of duty world at war so I can replay it

@Underdog The only thing worse than this tweet is this stupidass company

BREAKING: Folarin Balogun will not play in the quarterfinals, per Tim Ream and Matt Freese

@LucilleBurdge Oh yeah. Just seeing people think about being sick gets me dizzy and sweating… it’s awful. And exposure therapy for it sounds like a special kind of torture

That’s terrible but the interesting thing with this fear is seeing someone puking or thinking about it doesn’t make you nauseous it just gives you a massive panic attack

@LucilleBurdge We had a kid on my beer league team who puked halfway through every game. Which meant I also felt like puking every game. Glad he quit

As someone with severe emetophobia this is the exact thing I’ve joked about doing while fully knowing I’ll do the opposite and also need extreme exposure therapy before becoming a parent

@czabe His biggest contribution would be not showing up that day

This is the most "put me back into a coma, doctor" headline ever.

@QuackedOnPadres They are the fan ambassadors the 2026 Padres deserve

Who are these people?

@thespinzone Boy that turned so wrong so fast First Take might offer you a contract

well that escalated quickly

Messi washed

@marissavoss You can’t leave the stadium without it

Someone tell me I don’t need this.

@Padrefangirl The team sucks, they all seem miserable, the games are spread all over streaming apps and tickets are too expensive. So are the beers you need to drink at the game to actually enjoy it, so I’ve been hanging by a thread for a few weeks

I just feel like it’s not fun to watch the team this year (and kind of MLB in general? The product has been a bit boring). But to then pay absurd prices/fees for tickets, parking, concessions… to be bored by the product… just ain’t it.

@sandiegoeq1 I’m just gonna start treating them like a football team. One win a week is great in the NFL!

Well it was a nice 1 game win streak

@RGIII 🙄

We lost because (Belgium is a better team) we weren’t a united front as fans. We are supposed to be the United States of America not the divided states of America.

@dmcroley *112

The horrors (110°) persist, but so do I.

@sandiegoeq1 I’ll send over 20 pesos. Go wild

send me $20 because I’m sad mexico lost imo

Why is every MLB game on Peacock today? Why would they paywall their Sunday games?

@AJCassavell Hmm. Gotta suspend Stammen for this. Maybe 80 games?

We're not one batter into tonight's game, and Craig Stammen, plus somebody from the Padres' bench (maybe Ryan Goins?), just got run. Padres, who have dropped eight straight, weren't happy with a check-swing call on Fernando Tatis Jr.

@MrAzSports Lately I’ve been either parking at 44th and taking the rail, or parking west of Central and renting a scooter. Both under $10 and less walking than the garages

My ticket was only $28 today. Cheapest parking I saw was $30 in the center field garage. Crazy that parking is more then a ticket imo