Stuart Kaye

@Hermesparcels one of your drivers was seen by builders kicking my car and has dented it. I have CCTV of him, a vehicle ref and crime number. Yet to hear back from your Customer Services...

@cjmacfarlane @theanalyst Too vocal in the field Charlie. Seems to be a modern requirement. Worse than @CCSWilton

@theanalyst @stuart_kaye nothing but love for him. He’s so good

Stunning take by Ben Foakes. Unsighted. Class. should have had a stumping too...#INDvsENG

@JohnCraddockLtd any update on order ORD310240?

@bbctms we’re beaming you into a restaurant in Italy... struggled to order a pizza but that hasn’t stopped us trying to explain that Australia are in trouble #bbccricket

@JamesBlunt curry in the spoons across the road beforehand pour le Garçons? #curryclubthursdays #hammersmith

@harrymharmon twitter.com/bbctms/status/…

You know that summer's arrived when a certain someone makes his way into the @bbctms box...!

The 20-time champion jockey @AP_McCoy Day of retirement - weighs about 10st 7lb Three weeks later - about 11st 7lb

Ed Balls office being packed into crates.

Ed Balls

Ed Balls Loses His Seat: The #GuyNewsroom Reacts order-order.com/2015/05/08/ed-… vine.co/v/emzeAD5LKu0

@louise_juniper I am waiting up for every result!! Somerton and Frome is going blue!

Will Nuneaton be the Basildon of '10? Tory majority? John Curtice - exit poll predicted 1% swing to Labour. In practice 3% swing to Tories.

@roger_scully Exam Question: does #GE15 represent a repeat of the 1992? #shyTories

@Conservatives @DJWarburton has my vote! #somertonandfrome #torygain #GE2015

This cheered me up. @LucyMPowell on Edstone - fact promises "carved into stone" doesn't mean "absolutely not going to break them". Really?!!

"Right lads…. Idea for a photo op: shall we get Ed to stand in front of a scaffold with his tombstone?"

ACTION REPLAY: He lurches left, he stumbles... pic.twitter.com/JeQTf8UB0G

McBride on Labour manifesto: "Forget the longest suicide note in history; whoever wrote this manifesto would have died of boredom first."