Studpumpkin🎃

Peak

Eating ceviche thinging about how bad i need a latina 🤙

Dudes will workout everyday and be shredded just to be too scared to go up to a girl they find attractive and say hi

Type shit gus and i been on

@PluginHyBrad Crabs in a bucket lol why is being ghetto seen as cool

Repo guy a class traitor fr

@ezzyskii Im hating on this dude but imagine having your personality being naturally the funniest guy in the room, one of the hardest and most sought after traits, to making your whole personality about how you smoke weed, one of the lowest common traits you could have, anyone could do it

@ezzyskii Grown man with millions of dollars who chooses not to have kids because he doesnt want the responsibility and would rather smoke weed all day Faggot

Seth Rogen invented a rolling tray

Ape

@stebsonsr My dog JD

Thought I looked nice here. Single ladies (and taken) hit me up please.

Key to not getting a hangover is drinking half a gallon of water before bed

Eggs, onions, sirloin, cappuccino, beet juice and waking up to the view of your mothers bosoms as she lay on a pillow still asleep

Showing up everywhere smelling like cigarette smoke and looking like shit

Her

Thinking about astrid

Women with no kids are so unnatural

@DailyLoud Blacks lol

New York City teen arrested after he body slammed a girl before stomping on her head because she didn't give him her number.

Yall mind if a wigga ?