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@PressSec can you confirm reports that @realDonaldTrump smells like day old Roast-Beef from a meter away? what do his sweaty balls smell like when you gargle them?

I strongly feel that professional athletes are way overpaid.

mfs still talking about "tax the rich" as the epstein class brings us to the brink of nuclear devastation

THIS IS A LIE open.substack.com/pub/cjtheradic…

Listening to a baseball game from a radio broadcast is underrated

He and his wife sit at dinners with the Kushner's, and is in the NFL's pocket to neuter the Hip Hop from being a industry that called out police violence and anti-Blackness to becoming a capitalist enterprise where wealth and staying silent about oppression became the agenda.

for those uninitiated

THAT DEAD HORSE SURE CAN RUN

embrace the mess and the order

keep trying to keep teaching people to keep trying

I am so proud of the WCWU (Whitman College Workers Union) and support them in their fight for Union Contracts at one of the wealthiest private colleges in the Nation @whitmancollege

@PoliceThePolic1 I know that dude

Local drunk jester discovers his true superpower: total taser immunity. Immediately sprints into the night like Batman and gone before cops can say ‘stop resisting.’

“a heavy right wing agenda” says the guy who was sat laughing with Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner a couple months ago? (he hosted the event btw)

BREAKING: The nitrogen trap just closed. Three locks snapped shut simultaneously. The planting window is closing behind them. And the food the world eats next year is now being decided by molecules that cannot reach the soil in time. Lock one: the Strait of Hormuz. The IRGC permissioned corridor allows oil tankers from friendly nations to pay $2 million in yuan and pass. It does not allow fertiliser vessels to pass at any price. Zero approved fertiliser transits in 24 days. The Gulf supplies 49 percent of the world’s exported urea and roughly 30 percent of traded ammonia. That supply is not delayed. It is denied. The gate opens for molecules that fund the gatekeeper. It stays closed for molecules that feed the planet. Lock two: Russia. The world’s largest exporter of ammonium nitrate just halted all AN exports until after April 21. Three to four million tonnes per year, gone from global markets at the exact moment the Northern Hemisphere needs it most. The official reason is “domestic priority.” The strategic effect is leverage. Russia earns windfall revenue from the oil price spike its ally’s war created, then removes the fertiliser that farmers need to plant through the crisis. The disease and the cure, again, from the same address. Lock three: China. Beijing has banned exports of nitrogen-potassium blends and phosphate fertilisers through August 2026. China is the world’s largest phosphate producer and a major nitrogen supplier. The ban removes the last alternative source that could have compensated for Hormuz and Russia. Three locks. Three countries. Three deliberate decisions timed to the same biological calendar. The biological calendar does not negotiate. Corn requires nitrogen at the V6 to VT growth stage or kernel set is permanently reduced. Wheat requires it at tillering and jointing or grain fill collapses. Rice requires it at transplanting or yield drops 20 to 40 percent in low-input systems. These are not economic models. They are cellular processes. The plant either receives nitrogen during the window or it does not. If it does not, no subsequent application, no price increase, no policy reversal can recover what was lost. The damage is written into the biology of the seed. The US Corn Belt window closes mid-April. European top-dressing is happening now. Indian Kharif preparation begins in May. Bangladeshi Boro rice transplanting is underway this week. Every one of these windows is closing while the three largest sources of nitrogen on Earth are simultaneously locked: Hormuz by military blockade, Russia by export decree, China by trade ban. The USDA Prospective Plantings report arrives March 31. The FAO Food Price Index publishes April 3. These will quantify what the molecules already know: the nitrogen did not arrive. The yield loss is locked in. The 5 to 10 percent global drag will concentrate where the buffers are thinnest: subsistence farms in Bangladesh, Sub-Saharan Africa, South Asia, where a 20 percent shortfall does not mean lower profits. It means hunger. Sri Lanka banned synthetic fertiliser in 2021. Rice yields collapsed 40 percent. The government fell. In 2008, fertiliser and oil spiked simultaneously and food riots erupted across 30 countries. In 2026, the strait blocks fertiliser while Russia and China withdraw the alternatives, and the planting windows close on a planet with nowhere else to turn. The war is fought with missiles. The famine is fought with molecules. The molecules are trapped behind three locks on three continents, timed to the one calendar that cannot be paused, extended, or negotiated: the calendar written into the DNA of every seed in the soil. Full analysis: open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

Long proud tradition of electrical fires in Southern Courthouses. Have to burn the evidence every now and again. (Huntsville, TX is on its 7th courthouse since 1848) -OS

The man that sold crack, shot his brother, made a collab album with R Kelly, and was friends with Diddy has never taken advantage of anyone obviously

Come out ye spray on tans

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