gloria

yes girls is a masterpiece. yes lena dunham is the worst person ever and looks like little critter. both things can be true

behind the scenes on the set of ginger snaps (2000)

yelled OK HOMO a little too loud when my boss kissed his bf

i do not have enough pussy for everybody that want it.

the problem with hinge is they want to know too much about you. i am trying to give as little information as possible to the people i date

i can’t go through this again

i refuse to horny post on main but i am seeing the tweets and liking a few of them

come back to us.

found out people my age are running stan accounts omg no jobs no hoes just a chappell roan pfp and a dream

remembered when my mom dated some guy for 4 years and i don’t remember his name because she exclusively referred to him as White Boy

if god was real he’d bring back the panera lemonade that kills you

i give it two more years and if i haven’t figured it out yet i’m just going to join a cult

everyone’s posting the best tweets but i have yet to see this one

she let me hit because it was foretold in a prophecy centuries ago

@neopetfuneral this is the plug i needed all along

@tinyryangosling amazing stuff gloria

man i’ve been dating owns a vintage shop and keeps finding me the most insane shirts