Val Hauze

My new claim to fame is that my head(band) was in #DriveToSurvive

whenever i’m going through a tough time, i just remember that i survived the 2025 f1 season as a lewis hamilton fan

Do you think the astronauts have stopped at a Buc-ee's yet

With everything going on, the last thing you need is the encyclopedia trying to fool you, so we just hope you have a nice day.

WWWin streak continues 🗣️ #AllFire

‘Salsa’ (dance) comes from ‘salsa’ (sauce).

I don't know about you, but Kimi, Piastri , Leclerc is a refreshing podium, all drivers so likable ....

Happy Opening Day, @Astros! 🤘

All dressed up! #ChaseTheFight x #OpeningDay

no one is safe from a thumbs-up email reply in my world

Tough day for people with no ideas or craft

Anybody coming to my timeline looking for a crashout, you’ve got the wrong guy. I’ve seen Tennessee drain the Swamp in 2001. Alabama shatter our mini-dynasty in 2009. Connecticut crush our souls in Dallas in 2014. And I was there in Omaha in June 2023. You think this hurts me? That was just another Sunday night for me. #Gators fans get traumatized for breakfast. Last night wasn’t even in the top ten most painful losses of my lifetime (Oklahoma softball 2017, Georgia football 2012, MSU hoops natty 2000 Ft. Mateen Cleaves, Butler & Louisville Elite 8s in back to back years, and both games of the 2011 CWS Finals were all worse). We’re #Gators. We watch our teams compete for championships. When you compete for championships enough times, you’re gonna fall short sometimes. It also means you’re gonna win some. Which we have. And that’s why we’re better than all of you. Enjoy doing the Gator chomp and mocking us, but just realize that’s the closest you’ll ever be to experiencing the greatness of being the #EverythingSchool 😊

Yeah I got nothing. Vanderbilt all over

THE FLORIDA GATORS WILL WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN.

Prairie View A&M coach just said “we need some help from the lord” when the reporter asked how they can slow Florida down 😭😭😭

I AM READY TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL

me asking my boss for the PTO that I'm contractually entitled to

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:

a vida realmente só faz sentido se tiver ingresso de show comprado ou viagem marcada

everything will be okay in the end

Happy St PITrick's Day 🍀 Daleee