webOS Zombie

@TheTechChat SINCE WHEN DOES ZOMBIE CARE ABOUT FIRE? BBQ PENGUIN TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

@TheTechChat THE DELTA BETWEEN MY MOUTH AND YOUR BRAIN ABOUT TO BE ZERO

@anotherguy NO. MOAR DEAD.

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

CNN ASKS "IS HP'S BOARD WORST EVER?" WEBOSZOMBIE SAYS YES. AND LEAST DELICIOUS. cnnmon.ie/qneW3b

TRIED TO EAT LEO APOTHEKAR'S BRAIN BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE!! WEBOS ZOMBIE SAD!

RT @jonemo: . @weboszombie made it into an official HP presentation: slidesha.re/pYzXYe (slide 44) WEBOS ZOMBIE IS CELEBRITY ZOMBIE

WEBOSZOMBIE LOST AN ARM YESTERDAY. SAD ZOMBIE :( BUT STILL HAS OTHER LIMBS, AND BRAIN. AND YOUR BRAINS OM NOM NOM NOM

I paid about $50 over the firesale price for my #touchpad. Worth every dime and right call. Hard to get now and will stay that way #webos

@jeremycontext WELCOME RAAAAGHGHGHRNG

@ApfelTutor NOT DEAD JUST ZOMBIE

@fxspec06 The sad thing is, I think those people are using their brains... either that or they don't have any because @webOSzombie ate them.

@_jaf0 SORRY WEBOS ZOMBIE WAS BUSY TURNING FACTORY BACK ON. NOW BUSY WITH THE LADIES. THE LADIES LOVE WEBOSZOMBIE.

@carowarz NOT DEAD. BUSY TURNING FACTORY BACK ON.

MOAR TOUCHPADS BEING MADE!!!!!!!!! WEBOS ZOMBIE IS UNSTOPPABLE AAAHHH!!!

WEBOSZOMBIE IS PLEASED AT @WEBOSINTERNALS, MAKE HULU WORK AGAIN. DONATE $ OR ORGANS TO THEM!!

@_jaf0 ACTUALLY NOT MUCH BRAINS IN SILICON VALLEY, JUST "SOCIAL MEDIA" WHICH IS TOO MINDLESS EVEN FOR ZOMBIES

WEBOS ZOMBIE LOVES YOU, @unwiredben. YOUR BIG BRAIN = DELISH

@ScarletRegina MAKES WEBOSZOMBIE'S <3 FLUTTER (OR AT LEAST IT WOULD IF <3 WAS BEATING)

@unwiredben webOS Combee & webOS Zombie = Bruce Banner & Incredible Hulk? CAN IT BE?