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Hannover, Deutschland Entrou em Eylül 2018
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janska@yapska·
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janska@yapska·
@MedienfuzziShow So they stole a key and pretend to be allowed in there? Thus not actually calling authorities but just stand filming him working and terrorise him mentally with nonsense. Actually hilarious how they are both standing there recording waiting for something to happen
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DerMedienfuzzi@MedienfuzziShow·
Die Clubhaus Karen Dieser Typ ist der Florist/Gärtner des Clubhauses. Er sieht ein Paar, und die Frau versucht, an seinen Schlüsseltresor zu kommen, um den Firmenschlüssel zu benutzen. Er spricht sie an, was ihr gar nicht gefällt. Sie schickt ihren Mann nach Hause, um den Schlüssel zu holen, aber als der Florist das Clubhaus betritt, versucht ihr Mann, ihm direkt zu folgen, obwohl er die Tür schließen wollte. Karen beschimpft den Mann die nächsten Minuten, während er versucht, seine Arbeit zu machen. Er hat viel mehr Geduld als ich hätte. Quelle @SusieM414141
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sam@SamuelBeek·
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Hardware people: lets get doom running on a pregnancy test
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janska@yapska·
@karthikponna19 My Huawei Laptop from 2020 had a regular wall plug wdym?
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Karthik@karthikponna19·
first reason to switch to MacBook
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Gagan🇮🇳@1no_aalsi_·
Germany is a spectator this time 😂
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janska@yapska·
@katyperry Girl, you're back from space but I guess your feet aren't grounded yet.
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KATY PERRY@katyperry·
done
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Ayushi☄️@iyoushetwt·
is there any laptop that can replace MacBook?
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janska@yapska·
@techdroider Pull it out, turn 180 degrees and put it back in. That's what usually happens with insertable styluses. At least it goes in both ways instead of getting stuck or stop with the head not fitting in like the Nintendo DS stylus
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TechDroider@techdroider·
Samsung… You Okay?
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Jonathan@joni_vrbt·
USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?
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DW Sports@dw_sports·
𝑪𝒓𝒂𝒛𝒚 ⚽️Bundesliga Winners by Country Since 2000. 2000 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2001 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2002 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2003 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2004 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2005 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2006 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2007 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2008 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2009 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2010 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2011 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2012 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2013 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2014 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2015 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2016 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2017 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2018 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2019 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2020 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2021 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2022 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2023 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2024 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2025 - 🇩🇪 Germany 2026 - ???
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👾@itsbloodyj·
This is so iconic
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janska@yapska·
@donnypep @ShishirShelke1 after the ongoing enlargement of phone screens, that thing is indeed the most comfortable way to get to your notifications
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Pep@donnypep·
@ShishirShelke1 Set it up correctly and it will be very useful.
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Shishir@ShishirShelke1·
Who genuinely uses this thingy in 2026
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Jake Paul@jakepaul·
To clarify: I wasn’t calling anyone a “fake citizen” because they’re from Puerto Rico. I live in Puerto Rico, and I love Puerto Rico. I have used my platform to support Puerto Rico time and time again and will always do so. But if you’re publicly criticizing ICE who are doing their job and openly hating on America, I’m going to speak on it. Period. That’s the same reason I called out Hunter Hess. If you benefit from a country and the platform it gives you, but publicly disrespect it at the same time, that’s what I mean by being a fake citizen. And I agree love is more powerful than hate. Love America.
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Jake Paul
Jake Paul@jakepaul·
Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.
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Arinze@ArinzeCliffordd·
@Cartidise "iPhone Ultra" feels the most realistic. It fits their current naming scheme perfectly and justifies a two-thousand dollar price tag without having to explicitly describe the form factor.
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Noah Cat@Cartidise·
I have a feeling the iPhone Fold won’t be called the iPhone Fold Apple will definitely come up with something else iPhone Flex? iPhone Ultra?
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