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#MATZ: words are futile devices

@akanoei i’m the husband

why did i find out my husband says “x” as times and not ex/cross/ship like it is supposed to be!!!!? WE ARE LOSING ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE IN REAL TIME OML. #ships #fanfiction #genz #imdistraught

@jrcarl70 AYEEEEE THATS ALL THAT MATTERS

@jrcarl70 u technically could

being told to get a job on twitter like i’m not arguing on my lunch break

@jrcarl70 hell yeah

@jrcarl70 how hard were yall tussling for u to leave a big ass scratch on him tho….

@jrcarl70 well break it down i’m a pro in this im a toxic latino man

@jrcarl70 uhm now why u hitting on this boy

@jrcarl70 oh no it’s okay it’s the latino in u it happens to the best of us but if he’s making u cry this much already then get out

@jrcarl70 okay so….do we need to put out a hit on him or like are u the one being toxic…

when there’s a yearning contest and i pull up with inception

@jrcarl70 AYEEE REPRESENTTTT

@jrcarl70 “u gotta be stupid to like awkward shy boys” you:

@jrcarl70 HES NOT??? THISIS A NOTICE FOR CELEBRATION

@jrcarl70 u and these damn social awkward shy boys

@jrcarl70 yk sometimes u just don’t have the best track history but im choosing to believe u this time okay?

@jrcarl70 AYE IT COULD BE SHORTER

@jrcarl70 …it’s okay if he’s a lil ugly it’s the heart that matters❤️

@jrcarl70 how long yall been talking so far?