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jeff
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Babe what’s the matter you’ve barely touch your 1984 big brother spaghetti
Dexerto@Dexerto
Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table The device is designed to capture laughter, stories, and everyday moments that can be revisited
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If you’re not getting into hoe-scaring levels of mysticism rn, you’re probably going to have a really bad time in the singularity
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I had close to 30 shrimp at my local ayce
I think I can get to 50
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Dexerto@Dexerto
Red Lobster is bringing back its Endless Shrimp promotion for a limited time
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Farting for 3 days straight no stopping
Ƶ@archibaldxiv
I'd like to see you try to come up with one thing that's actually impossible.
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This grossed me out so bad as a kid I thought I would never eat coffee cake again (I did lol)
Horror4Kids@horror4kids
NURSE CLAIRBORNE WAS CAUSING A PINK EYE OUTBREAK AT THE SCHOOL SO SHE COULD HARVEST THE PINK EYE CRUST TO USE IN HER PIES.
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How the fuck do I censor these fucking 🚨 posts
Latest in Cosmos@latestincosmos
🚨: Consciousness may have existed 100 million years before life and we may have evidence for it, scientists claim.
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