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Guy who was #1 Overall got screwed out of a Prismatic Figure Collection at Best Buy since they let 4 go to the desk at once and there was only 3 (I was 5th btw. I got a Prismatic Bundle and a First Partner Collection)

@BrianFisherLORW What makes this image funnier is that Dallas and Minnesota are probably facing each other in the first round 😭

The Eastern Conference has 10 of the top 13 spots in the league standings. #LGRW Sick league Gary.

@BritBratTV7 Because this store is also getting Prismatic Figure Collections!

So like to the people waiting overnight at Target & Best Buy..genuinely what is wrong with you? Why are we waiting overnight for 2 per person?

@lilsketch Metamorphosis

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@peterfemmejay The government gave federal aid to those who were blipped, which is how he’s able to afford the phone

if you know how poverty works, peter having a really expensive new phone makes a lot of sense. he probably is just on a very expensive monthly phone plan thats breaking his budget but is more affordable than buying a phone outright + he didnt have to pay anything in the store.

In Lawton’s defense, it was a fight, which could’ve prevented him from thinking it was a premonition, until he overheard the flight attendant telling to the lady behind them

If Alex Browning couldn’t immediately convince a Sam Lawton, who also had and survived a premonition, then he couldn’t convince anyone. Browning only saved a few lives from his panic because some of his classmates either followed him or got kicked off the plane too

@kirstyn Bro pulled the Agnostic Pack 😭

i opened the strangest ascended heroes pack??

@John25677333652 @nocontextmemes An American Antithesis

@nocontextmemes The fuck is a christain school?

@MikeHoopsPage I’ve been making brackets for almost a decade, and I’ve had great luck with the first 8/9, but finally, I got busted on the first 8/9 🫡

I think it’s funny that the first game of March Madness is always an 8/9 just to immediately screw half of all brackets

@maxdubler Wondering if we can use a similar kind of exploit down here in America 🤔

The backstory here is that the Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of this land a century ago. They sued, got their land back, and used their sovereignty to ignore local zoning rules and build 6,000 new homes over the objections of nearby NIMBYs.

This is conservative propaganda for you to move from San Antonio to Los Angeles

@Yume_ato29 Now I’m curious to see what other holomems would match the animatronics

You look a little different today Shiori… #ShiorinSketch

@demonsresidence Reminds me of Mumei’s “I’m the graduation girl so you’re gonna watch me, right?” from last year

Fuwawa... you're crazy with that title 😭

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

Thank you for being there for me, Ruffians! ✨ I’ll be away in the hospital for surgery for 1 month! フワワは1ヶ月間入院します！I’ll be really lonely, but Moco-chan will continue to do her best so please cheer her on too! BAU BAU〜！！🐾🩵

Idea Time: What if the NBA was given an MLB Schedule and double the roster size? This world has too many Braeden from sales and not enough Braeden the rotational starters!

@StarsCountdown Notice that the graphic use Utah’s Hockey Club logo

Shit from a butt type graphic

@wollapologist I would get good at baseball and make it my job to make that team lose, specifically, out of spite

if an official mlb account called me jobless i think i’d never come online again

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