The ORIGINAL (un)Surlypoet

Why do I elevate weed far above alcohol? Simple. Stupid drunks fight all the time over nothing. Want an example of your average weed fight? Here you go. "Dude, you ate the last slice of pizza. You are a dick." Then they both laugh, burn another bowl, and order another pizza.

If this doesn’t get your blood pumping then nothing will. AMERICA IS BACK. 🇺🇸

@Juezcentral Because the #JapanesePeople are civilized and not animals that soil their own home.

La FIFA preguntó a una japonesa que por qué recogen la basura en todos los estadios a los que asisten. Ella lo explicó: "Es nuestra cultura. Pero también es una señal de respeto hacia el país y estadio que nos acoge y hacia nuestros jugadores. Para nosotros es un honor que nos reciban aquí y no podríamos dejar todo hecho un desastre". Japoneses TQM 🫶

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OMG!!! LOOK AT THIS CROWD!! Toxic masculinity is BACK! UFC at the White House is making a statement that the soy boy laden commies in the Democrat party can't answer!

Hussein Obama should be deported to Kenya. Do you agree? The founder of Racism in America.

@TrollFootball Because the #Japanese are a civilized people. Some other races are not and will never be.

Japan celebration Knicks celebration

These people provide no value to my society. I don't want to pay to feed them, house them, or breed more of them. 🤡🦍

"Pride goeth before a fall". #IliaTopuria found out he ISN'T the best in #MMA. Topuria claimed he'd knock out #JustinGaethje in the first 2 minutes. Instead Justin beat Ilia's face into hamburger making him quit. The lesson here? Reality teaches the overconfident to be humble.

Bravo to this pub owner! He kicked Kier Starmer out of his pub!

This guy assigns a hard liquor to every branch of the military and I think he's spot-on! This had me LMAO! What do you think, military folks? Does this sound like you? Even my military brothers loved this and laughed! 🤣

🚨Breaking News : A WAVE OF DEATH IN IRAN Following the news of the death of IRG chief Ahmad Vahidi, another major news is coming from Iran. Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei has been killed in an Israeli missile strike, reportedly in Tehran.

@AmericaSpoof "Cry HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war."

🚨 BREAKING Iran has been given just 2 hours After that, the world could witness one of the most devastating airstrikes ever. No more warnings. No more delays. The countdown has begun.

When White people chimp out.