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@Aanu_Simi

Jesus. Football. Man United. Banter❤️

Lagos, Nigeria Присоединился Mayıs 2011
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Darren
Darren@MUFCDarren_·
🚨 Vitinha on Bruno Fernandes after two assists for Portugal 🇵🇹: “He’s the best passer I’ve ever seen. In training, he does even crazier things. I’ve learned a lot from him—the way he always tries risky passes. He’s the reason I watch Manchester United games, because I always learn a lot watching him.”
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Ololade𓃵
Ololade𓃵@ololade_8·
omooo💔
Santorini 🚶🏾‍♂️🖤@heysantos_83

I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about going on a cake date but I was like okayy cool no yawa. So by close of work, she came to pick me up from the office and we headed straight to the bakery. Before we got there she said “Santo just play along” I was like what are you talking about and she said, “Santorini just play along”. I kept my cool and followed her. When we got to the counter, she told the lady we are about to get married and we would like to order a wedding cake but first, we would like to try their flavors... my jaw just dropped😂😂 I was about to deny it and she gave me some eye eerrhh😂. Luckily, the lady didn’t notice, so we sat down and were served various cakes in different flavors. After tasting them, my girlfriend showered the baker with praise, telling her it was the best cake she had ever eaten. She even told the baker that we would return with our own custom design. The baker was thrilled because my partner told her our budget for the cake was N900k. That was how we managed to have a "cake date" without paying a cent. The cake was actually quite good; however, a week after that date, she began acting strange. She rarely answered my calls and was very slow to reply to my messages. Whenever I asked to see her, she offered flimsy excuses. I was deeply hurt, and every time I complained, she just came up with more excuses. One day, while I was walking through town, I spotted the baker. I tried to hide, but she saw me and approached. She asked if we had enjoyed the wedding cake and said she hoped that what they delivered was exactly what we had ordered. I was completely confused because I had no idea what she was talking about. She then added that my "wife" had come in with her brother a week prior to show them the design they wanted, and that someone had picked it up that Saturday. I played along and said it was really nice and that everyone...

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𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙
𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙@blizzstilldey·
"Where's Dad? He's outside collecting breeze" Na now I understand the kind of breeze man dey collect😭
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juwon★
juwon★@_xxiel·
Nobody talks about how height difference affects backshots
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ayo ?
ayo ?@ayblaack·
“you just forget me” walahi i did. you no even cross my mind
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SLIME
SLIME@Slimephase·
You ever fucked somebody & still til THIS DAY nobody know y’all ever did 😂
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Akira
Akira@Akir_a997·
Can't believe this is the same brain that used to remember 52 TV channels by their number
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Mustapha♻️
Mustapha♻️@hamxajnr·
One of my top reasons for wanting to make it in life is so I can buy food anytime I want.
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Pyrexski✞
Pyrexski✞@Slatt2Trimm·
Having a shawty that sends pictures like this to you every day would increase your lifespan and make you want to be a better person.
لا@r3eddddd

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Shina Oludare 🇳🇬
Shina Oludare 🇳🇬@sportingshina·
I had the honour of spending time with Sir Alex Ferguson, the greatest football manager of all time. Dreams really do come true. 🫂
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Wandy
Wandy@simplywandy·
101 movies in the cinema rn, no one is crying sabotaging or distribution company. Wait till 3rd week of December, tears go begin flow and you people will say it is not about her. Alabosi is what most of you are and you deserve this government like mad
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