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@_ayanda_sengane Currently going through a terrible experience at Frere Hospital in East London

your experience with government hospital?

🚨BOMBSHELL THREAD: Explosive Revelations from the Nkabinde Inquiry - Mhlongo Drops Mkhwanazi Bombshell! 🚨 1/ Today at the #NkabindeInquiry, KwaMaphumulo Taxi Association Chairperson Sphamandla Mhlongo dropped yet another bombshell. Mkhwanazi’s name just exploded into the testimony. Mhlongo revealed: KZN Police Commissioner Lt Gen Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi personally invited him and other taxi bosses to a “peace” meeting last week… 300km away. But here’s the twist 👇

@ms_tourist Which day was this ? Ohh I lowkey love him even though he must go to jail

Me arriving in heaven and God showing me my sins 🧐

@PaulMtirara Good evening Paul can I get a reading about my finances.

@Vhoyde Like oxtail

Lmao neighbour man is cooking you nice and slow...

@bluewmist Eating after 12pm, minimal sugar intake, drinking 2l of water per day, keeping active and cutting off alcohol. Haven't lost a lot of weight but lost the weight I've been trying to for years.

People who lost a lot of weight, what was the one small daily habit that actually changed everything for you?

@_mavesta Ndisemsunwini

if unguMxhosa yithi “i’m in trouble” without saying ndisengxakini.

@ms_tourist I'm sure he cooked a lie quick and fast, this one is very quick with the fibs no matter how many times they catch him.

Nite nite🫠

@News24 Hay nisncede thina

Massive R7 per litre diesel price increase looms for April brnw.ch/21x0HzF

@karynmaughan Paul osolivan

Of all the witnesses who have testified at the Madlanga Commission, which one do you regard as the most obvious liar? (I am fully aware that there are MANY nominees that fit this criteria)

@DavidWolfe Like what ?

People are starting to experience serious side effects from Ozempic.

@stats_feed 5am for South Africa surely.

Average wake-up time: 🇿🇦 South Africa - 6:24 AM 🇨🇴 Colombia - 6:31 AM 🇨🇷 Costa Rica - 6:38 AM 🇮🇩 Indonesia - 6:55 AM 🇯🇵 Japan - 7:09 AM 🇲🇽 Mexico - 7:09 AM 🇦🇺 Australia - 7:13 AM 🇺🇸 United States - 7:20 AM 🇸🇪 Sweden - 7:21 AM 🇩🇪 Germany - 7:25 AM 🇵🇭 Philippines - 7:28 AM 🇧🇷 Brazil - 7:31 AM 🇨🇦 Canada - 7:33 AM 🇬🇧 United Kingdom - 7:33 AM 🇮🇳 India - 7:36 AM 🇰🇷 South Korea - 7:38 AM 🇲🇾 Malaysia - 7:41 AM 🇨🇳 China - 7:42 AM 🇦🇪 UAE - 7:43 AM 🇫🇷 France - 7:51 AM 🇮🇹 Italy - 7:52 AM 🇹🇷 Türkiye - 8:02 AM 🇪🇸 Spain - 8:05 AM 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia - 8:27 AM According to World Population Review

: Bathroom break denied... but winning at dad life ❤️🥹

@speedstabro What in the Reason ?

@Lord_Ori_ @KhuselaS Daar sy

@KhuselaS If the law enforcement agencies have been strengthened, why haven’t they arrested you for the PPE scandal ?

Say what you will about President @CyrilRamaphosa but no one can deny that under his leadership, law enforcement agencies have been strengthened and emboldened to tackle crime and corruption wherever they rear their ugly heads. From SIU to SAPS to NPA, across the board, long may it last #ANationAtWork🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

My ex husband was choking me and his BROTHER came flying out of the room when he heard me fighting back and BEAT THE SHIT out of his own brother to protect me. If only all men were this way.

@destiny_ndlovu There's been an Anc event of some sorts in East London this weekend and ku packed. Basically we're stuck with these people 🙄.

Have y’all seen how chilled the ANC and its members are? They never retaliate, respond, or even try to do good PR ahead of the upcoming elections. 😂😂😂😂 These bastards know they’re going to win whether we vote for them or not.

@KgadiyaLeshaban Call the police.

If your neighbour is beating up his Wife dragged her outside on the streets, when you go out there to check and the Wife tells you to mind your business. Do you mind it or still call the police ?

@Thebiglade Live.

Wtf do single people do on Valentine's Day??

@uThuthukaShandu She must offer to come sit with you for support.

i wish i was joking, got arrested for doing 189km/h in an 80km/h zone , will be released on Sunday morning, currently tweeting this from the back of a police van 💔🕊️