Gary Lang

@angelflesh3 ONLY A SLAVE MEASURES HIS SELF-WORTH BY PRODUCTIVITY ❗❗❗

why is being unemployed seen as bad having a job sucks

@bernkarstel I can do it just has to be a few years between playthroughs

I can't be the only one who would never replay a story game even if it's my favourite game of all time

@NxtDeterio Honestly it depends on the time of day. First thing in the morning, guilty. Middle of the day? Sleepy. Early evening? Guilty. Late at night? Sleepy

having the sleepy after jerking off gene instead of the guilty after jerking off gene >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Therapist said "you should stop letting your friends criticize you" WHAT???????? TF KIND OF ADVICE IS THAT

@sleepheadless My therapist tells me that I need to stop hanging out with people I feel inclined to belittle. Idk how to make friends with people I admire because I think I'm not worthy of them. I have shit friends because I'm a shit person

Is anyone else on here kind of an objectively bad and cruel person and is aware of it and doesn’t know what to do

Therapist says i need to start expressing boundaries or I will be miserable forever. But the boundaries i want are contradictory to the lives of those i wish to place those boundaries on

Booooo

God i love cute girls and cute girl shit. I wish I wasn't a fat mexican chud

@MetamateDaz If it makes you feel better, I got the Bachelor's in Theatre and I'm also getting rejected for these jobs. The system's fucked both ways

Why THE FUCK do I need a bachelors degree to be a receptionist at a hotel????? Answering phones, booking appointments, smiling at people, and filing paperwork now requires 4 years of college, $90k in debt???? We’ve reached the point where entry-level admin jobs are gatekept harder than actual skilled positions. Companies demanding degrees for roles that used to be filled by high school dropouts with common sense and a good attitude. the receptionist is often the first (and most important) face of your business. But sure, let’s filter out mature, reliable people who just want steady work because they didn’t spend four years studying Shakespeare or gender studies. This is why so many are burned out, underemployed, and pissed off. If you’re out here with epxerience, personality, and work ethic but keep getting rejected for lacking a BA in theatre studies… you’re not the problem. The system is.

Tired of flaws. I want to be perfect. I want a perfect employer. I want a perfect partner. I want a perfect world. Whoever decided that this must be impossible is a real bitch

farted and it sounded like the transformers sound

@princesamiffy Retractable

where do the balls go when men sit? do they just sit on their laps?

Yeah it would cost less to buy groceries instead of eating out every day but I just want enough food for me and reheating leftovers is pretty unsatisfying

@NoCureForEvil Fr!! People complain because they're actively avoiding the core gameplay of the game and just running from point A to point B. It's like they just want the movie without the game. You don't even have to fight everything you come across, just some of it! Do a sidequest or two!

I don't care. Grinding in a JRPG is not a bad thing, nor is it functionally bad design. I understand people don't like grinding, which is a very fine stand point, but the way people categorizes what constitutes as grinding is stupid. No John, fighting enemy's in a dungeon-

a paizuri would fix me

God must die

Rejecting reality because it is the creation of the demiurge and that punk ass bitch sucks

@gofrickurself Stimulants in the morning, depressants in the evening, alcohol at all hours ❗❗❗

The secret to life is stimulants

@illustrique08 Yup! Like i have friends that understand 20% of me, 50% of me, 75% of me, but no one has ever managed to understand 100% of me and i've hit the point where spending time with people feels like I have to betray the part of me that they can't understand in order to please them

life kinda falls apart once you realize you have no one that understands all of you

Gym would be so cool if it didn't make me sweaty and make my limbs stop working for days at a time