Rhinoceros Shane

@RatedR4Robynne Did we just become best friends? Do you want to do karate in the garage?

Just to be CLEAR, I am a Canadian who absolutely despises Doug Ford, Pierre Poilievre and Danielle Smith. My page is 95% politics 🇨🇦🇺🇸 If you understand sarcasm, satire, dark humour…..follow along and let me know if you want to ride at dawn 🇨🇦

I like what I see across the province. Old white Alberatans pretending they didnt elect useless MLAs. The new independent Alberta curriculum will mandate how you vote. Because we refuse to ever lose. If you vote against us, you can leave. We love democracy that much

Alberta has to be free to deny democracy. In a free Alberta, the mandated answer after the lord's prayer is who decides elections, is us Not the majority, fuck that, we dont lose elections in Alberta. Its what makes us special. In a free Alberta you are not allowed to disagree

Rich men raping children while political parties and news outlets defend it is as America as school shootings and not being able to find a country on the map.

I made my daughter an American breakfast today. Chicken and waffles with i side of ICE and a school shooting

I tried to use sign language today to explain to a person with hearing damage what a mime was. But it fell on deaf ears.

Greenland desperately needs more school shootings.

MAGA is pissed that the Iranian regime is killing protesters. Thats their thing. Nobody acts like America without getting bombed. Except Isreal.

Greenlanders should all take $100k from Trump to join the States then back out of the deal. Then praise him teaching him dishonesty better than anyone can teach dishonesty. Nobody can teach dishonesty better that him . Orange can be the new gold standard of dishonesty

Breaking. Greenland just agreed to join the US in exchange for all ICE agents being transfered there. Their specific role will to be to teach school shootings.

I remember when the guys hiding behind the ICE masks were the ones under the white hood on Springer. Best line from Gangs of New York, you can always hire half the poor to kill the other half.

George Carlin nails it: “When your identity is your ideology, congratulations—you’ve officially screwed yourself. It’s not just an idea anymore. It’s YOU. Challenge it? That’s an attack. So you build a bubble: everyone agrees, hates the same people, collapses on cue. Facts die. Logic’s dead. Admitting wrong = being wrong. Unacceptable. So you double down dumber, defending nonsense like scripture—not because it’s true, but because without it, you’d have to develop a personality.” 🔥 Who does this describe MORE today—Dems or Republicans? #GeorgeCarlin #PoliticalTribalism

I think the VP of Venezuela handed over Maduro the same way Lando handed Han Solo to the empire. For a business deal with The Empire.

Cue justifying international crime. I hate to break it to you, but all the false agreements you make to justify crimes are well over 50 years old, been repeated, always based on corporate profit and should easily be spotted. But go ahead and sell for free an old false narative

Has there ever been a single example once, where someone asking 'you think you are smarter than us', that the person asking was not clearly in the bottom half?

Im not saying you are the dumbest person in the world but you better hope the dumbest person doesn't die.

Getting out in front of this, anyone who repeats lies used to commit war crimes agains Iraq,that now repeats them today about Venezuela, a country you didnt care about yesterday, need to declare themselves as future UCP candidates.

You know how you dont wake up hung over? Robin Williams. Fuck... wrong joke. Same punchline

Figuring out women is easy. Simple really. Its like figuring out what the letter 7 smells like

I was at a gay BBQ this weekend. The hot dogs tasted like shit