Mulva Vandelay

@WilliamShatner Let's get a couple green alien chicks and hang out.

Probably just best to ignore that account and unfollow. I blocked them so I don’t have to see their insipid posts.

@AVGirl4Life The Babe

Who is the greatest female athlete of all time?

A 24-year-old Polish tennis player arrived in Paris last week ranked 114th in the world, with no sponsors, no guaranteed income, and no certainty she could even pay for her hotel room. She had to win three qualifying matches just to enter the French Open main draw. Prize money is only paid at the end of the tournament, so a Polish sports drink brand quietly stepped in and covered her hotel bill. Her name is Maja Chwalinska. And today, she plays in the French Open final. Before this tournament, she had won exactly one Grand Slam main draw match in her entire career. She had battled depression so severe that in 2021 she couldn't get out of bed. She underwent knee surgery in 2022. She spent years grinding through small tournaments across Europe just to stay afloat. Then she arrived in Paris, won three qualifiers, and kept winning. Zheng Qinwen. Elise Mertens. Maria Sakkari. Diana Shnaider. Nine straight matches. One set dropped. She is now the first qualifier in French Open history to reach the final. The last time a qualifier reached a Grand Slam final, it was Emma Raducanu at the 2021 US Open. Raducanu won. By simply making the final, Chwalinska has earned more prize money than her entire career combined. The runner-up cheque alone is $1.6 million. If she wins today, she takes home $3.25 million. One week ago she couldn't pay for her hotel room.

Holy moly that was a blast! Thanks, Motor City, the mighty Redford Theater, the folks who keep it running and all the fine patrons! I shall return!

@KatieMiller @StephenM Hole

The best dad and my whole 🌎.

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Just sitting here in the dark, by myself.

REMINDER: Jews were kicked out of 109 countries

@_Zaraquin Edict of Expulsion.

@MeghanChayka @NHL We lost.

I hate when my side hustle (sleep) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching OT @nhl hockey)

Weird goal.

Dammit.

@PensTheName the pressure is too much.

@SwarbsNicola @TheRealSambora Crank it up.

Not even 5am yet & this is the perfect song to start my day…. @TheRealSambora you wrote one of the most beautiful songs ever ❤️ #TheAnswer

Your wife is a genocidal whore.

@ThexyBeatht_2 @JohnnyKeyz82 Stink

@JohnnyKeyz82 Never eat them before the orgy

I love asparagus....until it's time to pee.

@PensTheName @Cooey_goleafs

@Cooey_goleafs This game has been nuts!!

Hahaha How bout some OVERTIME!!!

🚨 🇺🇸 Breaking: An hour after announcing his resignation, the US Army Chief of Staff says: "A madman will lead the great US military to ruin."

🚨 🔥 BREAKING: The Butler Story Just Got Stranger. Newly released FBI records reportedly show a Butler County Sheriff’s deputy exchanged emails with Thomas Crooks before the July 13 assassination attempt against Trump. The problem? The records are heavily redacted. That’s why this disclosure raises more questions than it answers. What was discussed? Why were they communicating? And why is so much of it still being withheld? The more information that comes out about Butler, the less settled the story seems to become.

BREAKING: New Epstein's files show pic of president Donald Trump and bill gates , they visited island 290 times