Alex_T

Ed Balls did a “do you know who I am” when he forgot his pass for that completely on board and not at all suss Bilderberg conference

Everton in a sequence of events

Make it make sense

They booed when food bank messages were displayed, they sang about the Tories, sang feed the scousers, they sang about Boris cutting benefits, fair to say I will greatly enjoy seeing Leicester relegated to oblivion.

@Danny_McMoomins It’s peak money laundering mixed with something that will give you worst food poisoning

Who are these dirty cunts getting a big slimy bag of squid and prawns tipped over their table sans plates to eat like a tramp

I didn’t know that Olly Robbins, the latest darling of the liberal/centrist commentariat, was the “Civil Servant” who oversaw the destruction of the @guardian’s hard drives after the Snowden story broke. Also, he left the Civil Service under Johnson…to work for Goldman Sachs.

Mad how I knew when they got that corner

Out of breath getting here

I did this with a work colleague emailed her to apologise only to find out she hadn’t heard me so that was boss

Missus explained jaywalking to us yesterday, like wtf people in US accept this

Barely 1 and I’m 4 pints in, schoolboy error not bad prepping the sofa for a nights kip, forza the doghouse blues

the strokes highlighted the CIAs involvement in killing political leaders and overthrowing govts, showed the last university of Gaza being destroyed and showcased how racism and violence is ingrained in American history…they spoke up more with a screen than anyone at coachella..

Paddy the baddy talking about Arsenal fans

The Strokes - Hard To Explain, Live @MTV $2 Bill 2002 youtu.be/Kbo-ljqvhIs?si… via @YouTube

if the BBC were live-streaming this we’d be met with an abrupt blank screen and a notice that the strokes had to return to their home planet or something

Fontaines D.C. - Boys In The Better Land (Live on KEXP) youtu.be/9mNGAEZiRNY?si… via @YouTube

Calming the pre derby nerves

Joe Rogan showing up to the White House after spending a month claiming to be politically homeless