Angela Altzner

Me: “ugh i hate attention” also me: *confidently wears a shirt with picture of myself on it*

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@saturniansoftie @geegmoreno Hello my fashionistas I’d like to see them pls!!

@_notBen The pic 😭

@BrittanyPatraka 👏thank you👏 that was def their problem, not mine lol

I hope this makes its way to the bartender in Philly that responded to my request for a dirty Shirley with “sorry, I don’t have kids stuff here”

@melmrz @Allegiant I’ve been on hold 6.5 hours now

@Allegiant your customers shouldn’t be on hold this long. I’m begging y’all to never fly this shitty airline again

Just how I wanted to spend my Friday! On hold with @Allegiant while I’m on vacation 😍

@benbathbeyond i mean, true

@AngelaAltzner is he wrong tho

Back with another inside look at the Altzner family group chat: Holiday edition

Lmk why our office still has day of field trip vibes before our work conference lol

@benbathbeyond ugh yes & Im clearly way too invested!!

@AngelaAltzner wait BIP is on? oh fuck

Does anyone think maybe Dr. Joe & Brendan had a plan in place together? To string Natasha along until Pieper got there & then Natasha wouldn’t be committed when Dr. Joe got there..🤔🤔 #bachelorinparadiseabc

Update: I’m a rising libra, not a rising cancer. Please excuse me while i deal with this identity crisis

My mom just told me she’s had my birth time wrong this whole time. No wonder my co-star app has been leading me astray 😤😤

@argienotrg LOLL okay so i think it’s actually going to be handled now, but they should have clarified that before the cancellation text

Okay, I think I’m done leasing

when you set alarms every 5 minutes

@geegmoreno Omg the dyson looks soooo nice