𝙲𝚘𝚍𝚢, The Texas Country Reporter™️

“Even though the Diamondbacks are losing, they could easily be winning this game. Advantage: Arizona. Sometimes box scores can be confusing, but not here.” - John Smoltz

Pov: you’re a british person who made a paranormal podcast about Kentucky goblins, but failed to check how to pronounce “.22” in relation to firearms, and opted for the very unstable “two-two rifle”.

@BRMBug @The_Yodacat @wendipeffercorn Orangutan meat doesn’t sound very good, send it back to the hotel.

@The_Yodacat @wendipeffercorn Dunston’s check in, but they don’t check out.

IYKYK 🥩

Shipping live camel spiders to my enemies since 2005.

@RookieMisteak “If we can’t get Ohtani… we will find a suitable understudy.” - Manfred

this seems like a big deal

@80HD_Theatre I always wondered why I stopped hearing about them

Shit, forgot. Act by a mile was Presidential Of The USA. Total concert? I am honestly unsure.

@80HD_Theatre What’s the worst concert you’ve been to?

Perfect timing. Ask me any question you'd like and I will answer honestly. If you ask two, I get one back and you have to answer honestly. Next hour and change, I stop at 0230 Eastern. Have at it, Friday night kids at home.

@0verthinkerman @lukeisamazing 20$, little man, put that shit in Amazon’s hand

@lukeisamazing Dogma is my white whale. I want to see it so bad and it exists like basically nowhere

really is insane this movie got made (complimentary)

@espn @stephenasmith C’mon

.@stephenasmith's Game 4 fit is on point 🔥 #NBAFinals

@BRMBug I’d totally live in that

Btw, this is a “tiny home” that’s available now, and it lights up and looks like a space ship at night, and reminds me of the place Rafaela was living in in Picard.

@SeldomSeenKid39 Backwards man I’m the backwards man I can walk backwards faster than you can

@HaleHatTrick *Film connoisseur

@AphexCody 😂nerd

Dallas tonight:

@cheesetonics 🥺

@hawk2973 @DaninFortWorth @BaseballDo Inflatable facilities and Vegas. A tale as old as time

@DaninFortWorth @BaseballDo They’re moving to Vegas.

Man, that may very well be the last Mavericks game at the AAC and if it was I’m really stoked that they didn’t go quietly into that night. It’s amazing how one performance can completely shift the vibe you’re left with after a series loss. Or…

Call now for your chance to own history

@SeanCBass Good lookin course! I need to find my old discs

Played a terrific disc golf course north of Durant this evening and the Rangers took 2 of 3 in LA. Pretty excellent Thursday. Show tomorrow at 1. Let’s go.

@BRMBug @The_Yodacat That’s exactly how funny she was, “retired in 2018” and none of us noticed.

@The_Yodacat I had to go look her up b/c I couldn’t remember what she looked like, but that wasn’t it. Found out she retired from standup in ‘18 and is now a life coach 🤷🏻‍♂️

Could have given me 8.09999999 billion guesses because I would have named every single other person on earth first

@brissle It’s podcastin time

Me & Luka 3 beers four cigarettes Set the record straight

@Deadspin Shit ass writers.

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