miranda

@floboflo 🤣😂😉

Has Richard Tice resigned yet?

For those who are bumping their gums about the new banknote designs and hysterically seeing it as the fall of the British empire perhaps they’d like to know that this was subject to consultation with the public last year about themes people would like. And here are the results.

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

BREAKING: WOW! A reporter bravely calls Trump out to his face after he falsely accused Iran of bombing the Iranian school that he destroyed: "Why are you the only person saying this?" This is EXACTLY what we need from White House journalists! "Footage shows that a Tomahawk missile likely destroyed that Iranian girls' school. So will the US accept any responsibility?" the first reporter asked. "Well, I haven't seen it and I will say that the Tomahawk, which is one of the most powerful weapons around, is used by, you know is sold and used by other countries, you know that. And whether it's Iran, who also has some Tomahawks, they wish they had more, but uh... Whether it's Iran or somebody else. The fact that a Tomahawk— A Tomahawk is very generic. It's sold to other countries. But, uh, that's being investigated right now," Trump said. In reality, the export of Tomahawk missiles is tightly controlled by the United States. Only America, the United Kingdom, Australia, and the Netherlands currently use the weapon. The suggestion that Iran has access to them is patently absurd. The blatant falsehood from the president set up a knockout punch from another reporter— "Mr. President, you just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a Tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war, but you're the only person in your government saying this," said the reporter. "Even your Defense Secretary wouldn't say that when he was asked, standing over your shoulder on your plane on Saturday. Why are you the only person saying this?" "Because I just don't know enough about it," said Trump. "I think it's something that I was told is under investigation, but Tomahawks are used by others, as you know... Numerous other nations have Tomahawks. They buy them from us, but I will certainly, whatever the report shows, I'm willing to live with that report." Trump is lying because he doesn't want to own up to the fact that he murdered at least 165 people when a U.S. missile struck a school in Minab, Iran as part of a war of choice that he launched on behalf of Israel. The administration scrambled to claim that the horrific incident was caused by an Iranian rocket or missile misfiring, but new footage has emerged proving that it was an American Tomahawk. It's now irrefutable that the United States killed those schoolchildren. This is the kind of evil that never washes out and no matter how much Trump lies about it, this will be a defining pillar of a legacy. He's the president who killed children in a pointless and illegal war and then refused to even admit to it. Please ❤️ and share to demand that the United States take accountability!

@Robbington71 @CrewkerneMan @RupertLowe10 🤦‍♀️

@CrewkerneMan @RupertLowe10 Couldn’t give a fuck about American politics not my problem.

The Telegraph reports certain schools are being warned that children’s drawings could be considered 'blasphemous' under Islamic law. They're also told music and dance classes could be 'contrary' to the teachings of Islam. I am absolutely sick of this, to be entirely honest.

Who did this? Lmao

This guy is seriously unhinged

The Kelpies are two monumental stainless-steel horse-head sculptures in Falkirk, Scotland, each about 30 meters (100 feet) tall and weighing roughly 300 tons. Honouring Scotland’s industrial heritage and the working horses that once powered its canals.

Can't disagree with that

A camera captures a pair of storks celebrating the arrival of their very first egg in the nest.

@floboflo Report to Northamptonshire social services nctrust.co.uk/report-a-conce…

These people are so fucking vile

A BBC journalist finally has the guts to blame David Cameron's defence cuts for the inability to send a warship to Cyprus today. At last someone tells the truth on the BBC. That's John Simpson getting sacked in the morning. @BBCNews @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives @jcartlidgemp

At Edinburgh Zoo, Gentoo penguins are beginning their breeding season. Children supported by Edinburgh Children’s Hospital Charity painted pebbles for the penguins to present to their mates,

Let’s pray for our souls

Canada — a NATO ally — publicly calling this illegal. No UN consultation, no congressional authorization, fabricated intelligence. Trump thinks Article II lets him play dictator and bury the files that could end him. Allies peeling away while he threatens tariffs? This isn’t leadership. It’s lawless desperation.

Thirded.👏👏

My cousin was in Gorton and Denton yesterday and saw literally hundreds of Reform bots being turned away from polling stations. She spoke to EnglishPatriot24674 who said “your not aloud 2b England person hear anymore. They’res no point even trying cos your bound to loose because of woke cunts”. Our democracy has fallen.

@Parody_PM @SilviaL02211264

"Dear Diary, We lost Gorton and Denton despite throwing everything at it. And that's without a Restore Britain candidate stealing our racists. Oh my God... what if people aren't as stupid as we think they are..?"

A reminder that losing with grace is part of British culture.