—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣 . . 𝙄𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙢 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙. .

“Yes . Slow down . You’re far too impatient .” He lets out a groat and waves the hair away from his face . A slight roll of his eyes . “You need to learn to do things for yourself sometimes .”

“I can’t believe these words are about to come out of my mouth . . Have you tried slowing down ?” He’s now grabbing her upper arm, pulling it back and counter phasing . “Stop that .”

“You’d make it just as good as I do if you paid attention .” He knew the powers would likely pass down but he didn’t think she’d use phasing to annoy him .

“Only because you don’t pay attention when I try teach you .” Phasing constantly wasn’t part of the deal as far as he was aware at all .

He swears he’s had to tell her not to almost every day since she was like 5 . “You are perfectly capable of making it yourself .”

How many times has he told her not to do that ?

ㅤ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊

Whatever . Just as long as she brings home some snacks and gets something for her mother as well .