kevan iz awesum

the healthiest thing you can do for your brain is sleeping 4 hours a night

@sn0oozey Uhhh melatonin? Weed?

Does anyone remember how to fall asleep

@creaturnofilter I'm hater

trying to poop out a cube

@creaturnofilter No

@qwertyasdfghjx I have a blunt in the form of blunt force trauma to my head

why does everybody have a blunt

@mepmerpmeow Okay I made ts up

@mepmerpmeow As the ol' sayin goes when u want a shot. "Hold up ur chin, and take a shot of gin." Becuz shootin urself in the head is neverrr the answer

yo what if i shot myself yo 😭

@sammichluvrrr Nooo always remember you're perfect just the way you are ❤️

Would you like me more if I didn’t harm myself and others

@celestiaewhore When you have chemistry with someone it just works. Sometimes I miss this one person where we'd pretty much do nothing together. Literally my favorite memory with him was laying in bed next to each other and sleeping. Oh I miss loveeee

idk why anyone would want me as their gf i would just do nothing all day

Penis that gets smaller when erect

My target audience is myself I say as I mark myself with a red bullseye and shoot myself in the head

i have a slim jim where my penis should be

@himekajicide Nail bitting but I chew on the nails in the furniture

nail biting

@feffielow Srry I told them they should make out instead of make up mb bro

my girlfriend could beat up your girlfrie whny are they making out

@creaturnofilter THIS IS A TRICK

@AssTerism don t say that

poop cube respect button 👉👉

@creaturnofilter It has evil in it's eyes...

@virtuallyself Waves hiiiiii

hey

@creaturnofilter It is GREEDY... It sickens me with it's greed

@AssTerism YES WOMBAT S !!!!

@akiyuuta I was with you until you said ketchup NO ‼️

i’m craving pizza with shrimp on it so i can dip it in ketchup