Bob Otto

@MikeBales Seems like pot roast was the ONLY thing my mom cooked in hers....

Pot Roast 🤤

@DiabloMadame If i fire up the PS4, its Diablo 3. Other mwise on PC its either Civ 4 or KOTOR 2. both older, but relaxing. Heh

Gamers! 🎮 What is your go-to comfort game when you’ve had a tough day?

@KatAUversion You say 'rough', i say 'beautiful'. Happy Tuesday!

I looked kinda (very) rough here but figured this was fitting enough

@blonde_opinion Cute is not the word i would use... more like gorgeous... Happy Monday!

@drinkerbelle4 This makes for a nice monday...

@SophiaLee42 WTF is this???

I'm an American and I've never had canned whole chicken in my life. 🙄🙄🙄

@KylaMaggots I see makeup...

@BellaBeautyVibe Into my dreams. Not complaining.. Happy Sunday!

Welcome to another edition of “Where the heck am I going”? ((Wrong answers only))

@yourunicorn42 I had to take a closer look to see the mirror. I thought your legs were weirdly bent. I was freakin out. Heh Happy Friday!

It's Thighs-day ❤️😂

@AshleyEmberwood Thats lots of smiling. Looking good, ladies. Happy Thursday!

Me and my bestie enjoying the sun together ☀️ It's so nice to have a tanning buddy ❤️ #tanning #suntan #tanningtime #tanningroutine #tanningseason

@lyssasphere Lost 1, to Lost 3... Are you Lost 2?

I was mentally lost and found myself here. Hello, fellow lost ones

@marsfirelight Who has leftover chinese food? Usually you eat it, then are hungry an hour later. Or is that just me?

how early is too early to have leftover chinese food? asking for me.

@isaacrrr7 Yeah. Screw tgat guy

Mohammad, de Somalia, abusó de una menor japonesa. La niña empezó a llorar y él la desvistió. La policía japonesa se "encargó" de él y difundió el video para que ningún inmigrante cometiera un delito similar en el futuro. ¿Apoyas a la policía de Japón?

@NatashaCL7 Mine was much more verbose. But, seemed pretty spot on

I asked ChatGPT what it had inferred about me from our conversations and this is what it said.😳

@lyssssnicole They are the same, arent they??

Unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between a meeting icebreaker and being held at gunpoint

Gods, i LOVE it when people you just start to vibe with ruin it with 'hey, can you pay my internet bill?' Or some other 'give me money' phrase. Lame. I dont know you, and things are expensive for everyone. I cant be a sugar daddy.. good luck, and good bye.... PEACE!

@josie_g0 No retweet, but its thr best thing ever...

😝😘😘

@lyssasphere Push away, ma'am. Push away

Did I upset you? Sorry, I'm an 80s kid, we learned how to push buttons

@lyssasphere Looks better than ok to me...

No filters, no makeup, no crop top, no manicure My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like