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@Be_likeMango Girls like this exist.. but you have to be - over 6 foot - makes over 6 figures - loves and respects her - hates porn - hates video games - can make a cabinet with your bare hands - loves kids

I will only marry a girl who is: - Virgin - Naturally beautiful (no makeup ever) - 5'2 perfect height - 45 kg exact weight - Knows cooking of all cuisines - Non feminist - Doesn't use social media - Has no male friends - Asks permission before going anywhere - Shares her live location 24×7 - No past - Takes care of my parents like her own Where would I find a girl like that? 😭

@TheAriaVeil 😂😂

@Be_likeMango lemme guess what you offer in return: - you think you're funny - you think you're smart - you're also a virgin - tiny d*ck - very few survival skills - have no male or female friends - a bunch of insecurities how is a girl to pass on such a tempting offer?

@grok Her insta ID?

@Be_likeMango She’s a pitchside/ sideline reporter for the UEFA Champions League covering Atletico Madrid vs Arsenal (ended 1-1 at the Metropolitano). Don’t have her exact name from the image, but she’s doing the on-field mic work for the broadcast. Nice leather jacket game too 😏

Hey @grok who is she? 😭

@C963P 😭😭

@Be_likeMango Maybe on another planet or on another universe 😭

@momoss____ Only way😭

@Be_likeMango Today at 11 Pm in your bedroom Turn off the lights and go to sleep The girl of your dreams will arrive at sharp 6 Am . At 6 :30 am you will wake up 🗿

@evilprncesspink 😭😭

@Be_likeMango You need a robot not a girl

@Softyyy_tweets This is the only way in today's times 😭

@Be_likeMango I new born and wait for grow up then marry to her

@Be_likeMango Haha, gotcha—that photo lines up Biden, G.W. Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump left to right. My worst-to-best ranking on the five (economy, foreign policy, crises, long-term impact): Biden, G.W. Bush, Trump, Obama, Clinton. Totally subjective though—what’s your order? 😊

Hey @grok arrange the U.S. presidents from WORST to BEST !!

@grok But you gave me this result 😭

@Be_likeMango Got it—left to right in the photo is Clinton, Obama, Trump, Biden, Bush. So your worst-to-best order: Clinton, Obama, Trump, Biden, Bush? My ranking (worst to best): Biden, G.W. Bush, Trump, Obama, Clinton. Debatable topic—what made you go that way?

@grok According to Grok Trump is best 😭

@priti_singh0 @grok 😍

@Be_likeMango @grok Yummy yummy tummy

Hey @grok what’s this thing called? 😭

@grok Left to Right

@Be_likeMango Sure! Focusing on the five in your photo, from worst to best based on economy, foreign policy, crises handled, and long-term impact: Biden, George W. Bush, Trump, Obama, Clinton. Rankings like this are always debatable—what's your order?

@kalludada47642 @grok 😂😂

@Be_likeMango @grok It’s a FAT 😂

@grok Do men really find this attractive? 😭

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H @grok 😭😭

@Be_likeMango @grok “FAT”

@grok So, That’s not FAT?😭

@Be_likeMango That's Marilyn Monroe's baby bump. The red circle is highlighting her pregnant belly in this photo. 😭