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Update Time! Some of you will know I lost my job a month ago. And my 13-year-old daughter moved in with me a week later. It''s been a wild ride. And a lot of changes in a short space of time. Obviously, there is a lot of stress. 🧵👇 1/

@mischief_minx nice to see you. I have also been completely absent for a long time

Apologies for the absence; the glass is good, my knee is fucked, my head spiralled into a black hole of despair and somehow I lost a whole year - yeah that’s about it 🥳

If you’re a kinkster and you can see this, say hi 😈

Hey...guess what...I'm alive. I missed you kinky fuckers!

@isoellen Missed you too!

@BigDaddyFox2 Hey hi!!! Missed you

You okay?

@ScruffyLizzie havent seen it yet, can't wait

@adahmalikwrites Looks smashing. Hope you are doing good!

‘festive flu’ has got me. managed to hold it off long enough to do Christmas for the family, but it’s proper got me today. However, it’s the best day! Laid out all the leftover snacks on table, the fridge is full of cold meats, cheese, pate etc. The fire is lit! help yourselves!

@WilmaDikfid I'll be your kid... just sayin'

@kheslopwrites Binged the whole series in one sitting. Absolutely loved it. Goldblum is always captivating. The whole cast was good imo. Really hope it gets renewed.

Can confirm haha

A seriously underrated Andy Serkis performance right here. 😁

@ScruffyLizzie I’ll put a piece aside for you! 😂

Off to fascinate some women. #iykyk

@BiancaNer0 I am a man of many talents 😂

@BigDaddyFox2 😂😂😂 Oh you charmer, I hope you've got some other spells up your sleeve 😈

@Princesspyjama7 I go to work in pyjama shorts. No one notices and they are supremely comfortable.

Car got broken into last night. £150 in repairs. Can’t catch a break. People are cunts!

Good morning folks. I’m taking my nerdiness to new heights today. I’ve been collecting Pokémon cards for a little while now, but today I’m playing in my first local league haha. Gonna get my arse whipped. But should be fun. Wish me luck. ❤️

@Naughtypixiepan Delicious!

Thought I'd write something for hump day... 😌🍑😈😈