@TamiloreAdewuyi Bro, 500k for a 6-hour job is slave labor. Anytime I get jobs, I buy 25 liters of fuel which doesn’t cover 48 hours. That money won’t cover fuel for a month.
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Dalone
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Dalone
@BigDalone
Full stack developer || Vanilla PHP programmer ||Sport analyst 🏀|| Building BIID.
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Twitter people are so funny.
You will offer them N500k for a role but because you are abroad, they want you to be paying them global rate.
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@kingberrykarter The crazy thing is, the vigilantes went into the forest and caught the kidnappers with guns, and the police allegedly came to the barracks to take the kidnappers by force and freed them (the kidnappers were caught with guns, ATM cards of victims, and all sorts of things).
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Brooo, if you can pls run away from Nigeria!!!
The CEO of a big lounge in Ekpoma Edo state, was found dead last night, after a failed kidnapping attempt.
The young guy has one of the most fancy lounge in Ekpoma, spent millions to put it together.
But guess what? Nigeria ended him. 💔
If to say e use that money move comot for Nigeria, he will still be alive today, his family will still have him.
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You no get anybody to ask for such help, na person wey una never even know each other apart from work you dey ask. I can assure you that getting the money back will be a hell of a stress for the guy.
Babalola Esq.⚖️@Owiggy_
I just received a message in the DM now and i will post it when i get permission. I honestly do not know how some girls think. Someone you just met, you haven’t had any tangible conversations with the guy, just work related few times and you think he’s the messiah that will help you sort out financial problem. What happened to those you have known all your life before meeting him? What happened to your parents and relatives?
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Just Dey play.
I get Aboki when dey sell suya from morning till night.
ilymjsyk@g4na_xo
No matter how suya sweet reach, aboki man no fit open by 7am, na akara woman time be that So relax, everything get him own time
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This are broke bitches mentality too. Confident women don’t need a wig to define their status.
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10
It is funny because everytime you're in your guy's presence, you're taking off the wig to look natural. The same natural look you claim makes you look homeless. So the wig is to appeal to outsiders and to derive validation from strangers, but your man has to fund it. It is well
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I just received a message in the DM now and i will post it when i get permission. I honestly do not know how some girls think. Someone you just met, you haven’t had any tangible conversations with the guy, just work related few times and you think he’s the messiah that will help you sort out financial problem. What happened to those you have known all your life before meeting him? What happened to your parents and relatives?
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Getting married to the last good woman on earth
🗓️ 08-05-2026
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@fw_lennox1 yes as a matter of fact we are having our annual hoevatational
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The simple truth is…
Most Nigerian Men in relationships are majorly losers
Even down to the married ones tbh
YOM🗣️@ThaBoyYom
- How I know a Man is a loser If he has issues with his Woman or after a break-up.. And he starts saying “Nothing wey I no do for this Woman, I gave her this, I spent so so”.. So you were doing them without it being reciprocated and you continued ? You’re obviously stup!d.
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You will think lying until dem Benin police jam you.
The thing is @PoliceNG knows about their activities but will never do anything about it.
𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍@AsakyGRN
“Since I came to Abuja, I’ve had like 70% peace of mind compared to when I was living in Benin. In Benin, anytime I’m driving, it’s either police or EFCC issue. Imagine being stopped just because they saw a PS5 in my car, then saying it’s worth over ₦700k and asking me to give them ₦1 million if I don’t want problems. They even locked up my brother and tried to set him up, claiming they saw blood on his duvet.” — Man reveals.
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And the bitch you be chasing might also be an escort too
Monger@w_m0ng3r
The total cost of pursuing casual sex (time, uncertainty, effort, logistics) is greater than an escort’s hourly rate.
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Dem credit you finish after sex, you screenshot am say you’re still taking orders 😂💔
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@BigDalone @Olatwex_01 @boluwatif_3 @praisegeorge Baba rest na. Nor be nigeria woman wan do that type when nor traceable.
Stop comparing coordinated crime to nigerian woman
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“Shebiiii you say you dey craze.... oya craze make i see”~The above was a text message, our guy, Osahon, sent to his Wife in Milton Keyes..
They have resolved their irreconcilable differences.
After staying apart for 6 months and another 2 years of constant fights...., all the several reconciliation meetings are over.
It took just a UK Government intervention. Guys be careful though.. Widows are allowed to stay back
~Alibabagcfr
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A friend of mine once made the mistake of attending a house party near a Chosen church about seven years ago. He had no idea the drinks from the dispenser were laced, so he got completely wasted, wandered out of the party, and somehow ended up sitting near the church, less than 100 meters away.
The next morning, I get a call from an unknown number:
“Do you know XYZ? If you do, you need to come.”
I drive over… and find my guy in chains. 😂
Apparently, while they were deep in intense prayers, casting and binding demons, he stumbled onto their premises. In their minds, he wasn’t drunk… he was a wizard who had just been destabilized by their prayers. They beat non existent demons out of him. 😂
Bane@jodambusta
Flying this in Nigeria when MFM or Chosen church are having tarry night
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I just know say na woman, they can never
adehhronke@Adukesphere
Someone gave me money to get an ac last year , but tbh I had other pressing needs , so I didn’t get it but I told them I had gotten it cos they don’t live in Nigeria . The weather has been so hot lately , tell me why I went to rant to them in the dm : it’s been so hot in Nigeria , this is the time I really wish I had ac , they replied me with?????? I have been mute since then. 😭😭😭😭
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@yaygha @manuelvwedee That guy wasn’t settling shit, he just needed her bums
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- He's finer than her
- richer than her
- More refined than her
- Has lighter skin than her
- Has a better hairline than her
- Is still in his masculine prime while she's hit the wall
Klay Thompson almost settled for less but inspired by the Holy spirit, realised his mistake and self-corrected
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LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
Megan Thee Stallion In 2015🥶 Meanwhile Klay Thompson in 2015🏆
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The thing is, you guys don’t understand how the world works.
You need to understand that there are things you can’t change by trying to be good.
If you marry a whore, you should blame yourself for that mistake.
Your wife owes you loyalty, not the random guys she gives pussy
Dr. APK@Lordkyril
@BigDalone @neo_officialll But at least you won't be buying the corrupted water Why are you bothered about who will?
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There’s one girl named Precious in my hostel that year
She was 28 as of 2015 and was dating a boy of 18 years old
This girl fucked this boy to the extent the boy became pale, it too the grace of God and the intervention of the hostel people to free that boy from the chain of that girl, cus the boy too refused going to class cus of steady old toto.
And guess what, Precious is still unmarried as we speak and she stays in Ajegunle
veriTY™️@VERITY_HQ
Fact about girl named PRECIOUS?
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whoever dey bring fools like this come my timeline, oni so ri re o
TREXXIE@iam_chis
I went to a supermarket today, and bought something worth 26,850 naira , and the girl at my front bought something worth close to 3 million naira 😭 The worst part is that she’s my age mate oo😭 Na once shame catch me.
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