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gofund.me/63702d9e Hey gang, I hate the fact that it's come to this, but I could use some help making ends meet this month. I should be back on my feet soon, but bills are coming up and I won't get paid in time. Any donations at all are helpful, as is spreading this around

I kissed @anakinsadmurphy and took a selfie with my guy @Psychonaut610 with (what should still be) his title, @UnsanctionedPro makes me feel alive like nothing else. And the wrestling fucking rips too

CONGRATS TO THE (SHOULD STILL BE) NEW CHAMPS ALSO

Matches booked specifically for my taste, hell fucking yeah

@The_MJF sup /woo/

Wow. My friend told me he actually saw will Ospreay at a grocery store in Los Angeles. He told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" He was taken aback, and all he could say was "Huh?" but will kept cutting him off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of his face. He walked away and continued with his shopping, and he heard will chuckle as he walked off. When he came to pay for his stuff up front he saw Ospreay trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at my friend. I don't even think that's a word. Apparently After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

SU PER DRA GON

@Psychonaut610 That's my fucking GOAT

Here go to more for yall

Yeah @AEW don't put that dumbass on my screen ever again please and thank you

@Tylerjordan223 Yoooooooo

Friday we gear up for war 😈. The Untouchable one is ready 💎

When Tazuna asks me if the rumors about my Trackblazer trainings are true

That's my Forever OWA Ohio Heavyweight Champion and everyone everywhere better book him and give him his flowers in 2026

Serial abuser/ accused rapist and racist pro wrestler Joshua Wavra has returned to wrestling under the name Joshua Wells. Now based in Australia, many people have come forward with horrible accusations against them. If you see anyone giving them a platform PLEASE say something.

why am I hearing the name joshua wells in big 2026, what the hell are we doing here

Casual reminder that Saturday marks the 14th sold out show in a row for Unsanctioned Pro. Built for the 614, fueled by spite, and no plans to slow down. The locker room is untouchable, fans are rabid, and we’re doing this every damn month. Fuck with us, or don’t. Your loss.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all new yorkers to have MANDATORY watches of Revolutionary Girl Utena. What are your thoughts on this!?

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WE DID IT FOR YOU HARU URARA

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@replicaent new vid today is a whooper at 4 hours 18 minutes, i have never been more excited

@BigDefEnergy wait WHAT

[Seven Nation Army chanting] FOUR HOUR DEFUNCTLAND FOUR HOUR DEFUNCTLAND

@HeyTerezi prime Mel Brooks would have made the single-best one of these

why hasnt someone made a comedy spoof that's a legacy sequel to a movie that doesn't exist