The Squid is being INSANELY LOUD!

There's a new trend by gen Z where they keep running through Phil Burnell's house to see how far they can get.

@BatteredCzech Link?

@BlooperWO2 Damn, same

I just jacked off on cam in honor of Phil

@MentalPugilist @BrokenCrow35 @JonaldBarley @gabriel_horwitz

@BrokenCrow35 @JonaldBarley @gabriel_horwitz Nope, retard. Nepalis are mongoloaids.

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.

@eocbookstore @jarldietrich Because he's retarded and gay

@jarldietrich Why do you think he's angry?

Sedevacantists go one day without being miserable challenge. Imagine getting angry over children playing and being happy. Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven.”

English people....you guys aren't kidding about this one. 🔥🔥🔥

ngl being the cucker is lowkey scary cuz like damn this nigga really expecting me to fuck the shit outta his wife and she expecting to get the shit fucked outta her

@berrybingbang @Pontifex

I am deeply saddened by the recent escalation of attacks against Ukraine, which continue to afflict civilians. I express my solidarity with those who are suffering and assure all the Ukrainian people of my prayers. I renew my appeal for weapons to fall silent and for the path of dialogue to be pursued.

@SyfyMary Reno 911 was incredible

People: Why you became a cop? Me:

Absolute truth bomb

@DUUUVAL17 I wanna see the insane slander in the getoffmydickerson gc tonight

NOBODY thought this was Santa Monica bro

@JanayKinney @YCFederation This is what they think he looked like

@YCFederation Oh, do tell. How do you guys think Jesus looked?

Reminder, the Pope thinks Jesus looks like this.

It's really funny to me that his name is literally "Peter Hungarian". It's like if the President was named Bob The United States

you're laughing. there are 1.33 crimes per capita in vatican city and you're laughing.

@Khatspergers He's checking his temperature but his fever is so high that light is emanating from his hand (and it's so strong it's going through the body to his other hand)

@BlooperWO2 Doctors wear robes and cast skyrim healing spells, morahn.

This is the funniest lie I have ever heard it's right up there with DSP saying "I don't know what a LINE app is"

@GlennBa75905119 @FMM1738 @Cernovich They simply don't understand that any Pope that stays with doctrine is going to be saying the same thing. They literally just don't get it

@FMM1738 @Cernovich Cardinal Sarah is behind Leo. What are talking about. You cant be serious.

The op is that Catholics vote swung big for Trump in 2024, and Leo is a Chicago Democrat. He’s creating strife and division. I will not play into it. I love Catholics!