Bryce (he/him)

“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

Calling my representatives with a script in front of me always makes me feel like Alexis Neiers calling Nancy Jo about the Vanity Fair article.

A 2-week ceasefire in the Iran war just took effect. No strikes. No missiles. Hormuz open—with Iranian cooperation. This is a good day—for 92 million Iranians, the Gulf, the global economy, and Americans. But don’t mistake pause for resolution.

After Trump threatened death to the “whole civilization” of Iran: A Mike Johnson spox declined comment — though the speaker posted about an Uber Eats driver whose “accountant was shocked by how much more money he is keeping thanks to No Tax on Tips." tinyurl.com/2jmjjrn9

Western media and Western regimes are completely silent. The human rights industry was always fake.

Says the fucking lunatic

😭 I miss Brittany Murphy

Sandra Oh in the voice booth as Debbie for her confrontation with Omni-Man in ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 4.

we used to have real television

Should we listen to the Black Eyed Peas like as a bit?

@vaultxhq @brokezachmtn let's get ripping sis

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A first look at an apparent tungsten pellet from the U.S. strikes on Lamerd, Feb. 28. PrSM is designed to detonate above target and disperse thousands of these pellets outward. Our analysis shows they killed at least 21 people, including girls who were at volleyball practice.

@MarkusBHill OLD?!

@Bryce_Chandler Hi old roomie

It’s been a while.. where are my OG #Twitter peeps at? And the #Spaces fam we created during Covid? Say HEY

@Angeriavm See y'all in Denver!!

We are going on tour!!!!! Meow bitch 😻❤️ Which city are you coming to??

sometimes u need to listen to all of kacey musgraves Golden Hour and remember that life can be beautiful and full of love

That Druski skit after Trump kicks the bucket gonna break every single record on the internet.

You really shouldn’t say that something's gay when you mean it's bad, it's insulting. What if every time something was bad, everybody said, “That’s so Governor who personally dismantles homeless encampments rather than addressing the housing crisis in their state”

divaaaa @_melayela_ I have two requests, hopefully they don’t plagiarise us again (!) - they’re both for Stateside @pinkpantheress2 @zaralarsson 1. “who knew opening up would make me a headline (boots)” .. but “boots” being Tiffany Pollard at the Flava of Luv reunion 2. “yeah i’m that girl i’ve been it (ahahah ahahahahah)” but replaced with the acapella outro of Love Muffin by Debra Wilson as Mariah Carey on MadTV, (you’ll get it when you see it!) these are a lil niche but pls could you? the people deserve to giggle