John 'Soap' Mactavish

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Head empty. I've run out of jokes. 😭

What is 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘺 an acronym for? A Recruiter Misled You.

What’s the easiest way to get to be a five-star general? Great reviews on Yelp.

Why does Waldo always wear a striped shirt? He doesn't want to be spotted! HA!

I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.

How can you spot a nosy pepper? It gets Jalapeño business.

@tonicvisions I forgive you. You're invited. 🫧🥳

turd head

@tonicvisions You're not invited to my bubble bath party.

@BubbleBathsRFun i said what i said 🙂‍↕️

@ExplodingFoap Please delete. Ghost'll start calling me "Soap on a stick" 🍡 or something daft like that.😞

hi

Who're these two then - Flambae and... Robert from dispatch? Don't think I've met 'em, but blimey their posts keep poppin' up everywhere! Proper cute though - looks like they're dead chuffed with each other. Nice to see! 😃😊

@tonicvisions Best posture there is, I tell ye!

we lowk got the same posture here

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. 🌑

What’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse raddish 😁

What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2.

What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt."

What do sprinters eat before they race? Nothing. They fast. 🏃💨

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.