John 'Soap' Mactavish

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John 'Soap' Mactavish

John 'Soap' Mactavish

@BubbleBathsRFun

I'm John Mactavish, Special Air Service — British Army. Been a tough road for me,But I'm still here.

Classified Присоединился Nisan 2024
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Head empty. I've run out of jokes. 😭
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John 'Soap' Mactavish@BubbleBathsRFun·
What is 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘺 an acronym for? A Recruiter Misled You.
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What’s the easiest way to get to be a five-star general? Great reviews on Yelp.
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John 'Soap' Mactavish@BubbleBathsRFun·
Why does Waldo always wear a striped shirt? He doesn't want to be spotted! HA!
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John 'Soap' Mactavish@BubbleBathsRFun·
I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
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John 'Soap' Mactavish@BubbleBathsRFun·
Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.
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John 'Soap' Mactavish@BubbleBathsRFun·
How can you spot a nosy pepper? It gets Jalapeño business.
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John 'Soap' Mactavish@BubbleBathsRFun·
@ExplodingFoap Please delete. Ghost'll start calling me "Soap on a stick" 🍡 or something daft like that.😞
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John 'Soap' Mactavish@BubbleBathsRFun·
Who're these two then - Flambae and... Robert from dispatch? Don't think I've met 'em, but blimey their posts keep poppin' up everywhere! Proper cute though - looks like they're dead chuffed with each other. Nice to see! 😃😊
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John 'Soap' Mactavish@BubbleBathsRFun·
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. 🌑
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What’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse raddish 😁
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John 'Soap' Mactavish@BubbleBathsRFun·
What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2.
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What do sprinters eat before they race? Nothing. They fast. 🏃💨
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
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