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@AddictKE_ He is a kitchen sponge, didn't you see the suds episode?

this just made me realize how small spongebob is and i started to feel really sad

@Cleavon87 @simplytomh @Gaeist reddit.com/r/explainlikei…

@simplytomh @Gaeist The picture is supposed to look like this. Not that perfect sphere shared by NASA. It's an oblate spheroid.

guys we were all there when this photo was taken it’s kinda like a group photo if you think about it

@cinerinsomnia The strength and certainty of steel

where r u on this spectrum

@photon010 But consider

@Nachoville01 When do eat them?

As a spaniard I would like to deny the allegations that we eat the portuguese on Christmas

@equine__dentist They can only spin for like 30 minutes. After that they get dizzy and throw up

just came up with an idea for perpetual energy machine

Onions make food taste old. Why do people eat this thing?

>Nation named hungry >round bellied leader >named Victor Orbman Wtf is this Kojima writing

Giving birth is so crazy like. Hello everyone here is my blind box OC I made

@nr1rtdslsmn @IntroSpecktive The brush traps water so the toothpaste can make more suds

@IntroSpecktive I did that as a little child and then i realized how unnecessary it is for the brush to be wet at all because the inside of my mouth is already wet. i only clean the brush after im done

The correct method is: 1. Wet toothbrush 2. Apply toothpaste 3. Wet the toothbrush and toothpaste again 4. Brush teeth

@bugmode Can I have a swarm of wasps or spiders instead?

A swarm of locusts upon every bug hater on this earth, fuck every one of you.

british pervert: yeah i’m ‘avin a right proper gander

(turns off the light) Things are about to get a little bit magical in here.. (I smack my knee against a table and go completely silent for 5 minutes)

@nise_yoshimi "Monkey steals the peach!!! "

@SnowBallBro777 @BannedDino Like medicine, in the anime they mix the ingredients and drink it to get the effects

@BannedDino Any lore on potions? What do they do? Are they liquid senzu beans?

Long Sword (Spirit Gauge): It is ki/chi/qi. Dual Blades (Demon Mode): Same as Long Sword, if I'm not mistaken. Hunting Horn (Songs): The sound of a Hunting Horn will boost the morale of a hunting party, granting them the strength to push through tough hurdles.

@joeybeastmarket This is true, they do it all the time Source : I'm not an American

アメリカには、「Biting the Beaver（ビーバー噛み）」と呼ばれる伝統があります。これはバーベキューの席で、ホットドッグがまるでビーバーにかじられた木のような形になるまで、皆で代わる代わるかじっていくというものです。そして、最後にそのホットドッグをかじった人は、それを自分のビールの中に入れ、ダムのようにしてビールを飲みにくくしなければなりません。日本の兄弟たちに、私たちアメリカ人のちょっとした「変わった習慣」の一つを紹介する一助となれば幸いです。

front facing black skimmer. whatever man

@OoCPokemon Not everyone wants a shiny

Yuh coulda roll wid 60 nurse an 40 docta Yuh dead from dah shot yah cause mi 9 star nuh acta

Gunshot buss dem head dem dead