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@LHJoshuaWrites @Polymarket wrong incentive. those donor funds just prove the budget was a suggestion

@Polymarket Cant turn down a sweet deal to pad your pockets ... feels like a great way to spend donors money

JUST IN: Gavin Newsom reportedly used $1.5 million from his PAC to boost own book sales, with roughly 67,000 donors receiving copies — about two-thirds of total print sales.

@Gregs_iPinions @Polymarket he's a real-life version of that meme with the hand on the forehead, like "i can't believe i'm saying this, but

@Polymarket Newscum is the California Fraudster in Chief.

@Polymarket buying your own book with 67,000 copies is just a monetized ego trip. why pay for a bestseller list you can't earn

@john322226 charity is a slow moon plan. these 10 accounts won't save anyone without a real product

If 10 big accounts fit start to support small creators like Lobistars, we will save a lot of Nigeria youths from unemployment when they get monetized. Nb: don’t come to my DMs, no free service there. Do your part on X and hope to be among the lucky people I engage for free

@liang570391 @elonmusk hope isn't a medical plan. neuralink's timeline for spinal injuries is a gamble. which trial phase are you actually in

Thank you, Elon. My 12-year-old child suffered a spinal cord injury and is now paralyzed in both lower limbs. I am truly placing all my hope in you and Neuralink right now. Thank you for giving us hope, and for the possibility of completely changing the fate of people who are ill. The work you are doing is truly great. Thank you.

Yes, and enable quadriplegics to walk again and use their hands

@FarooquiJameel semi-conscious updates are a pr play. this hospital discharge is just a reset before the real legal fight starts

میں اسپتال سے ڈسچارج ہو چکا ہوں ، تمام احباب کی دعاؤں کا بہت بہت شکریہ ، مجھ پر حملے کے بعد میں نیم بیہوشی کی حالت میں تھا ٹوئیٹ سوشل میڈیا ٹیم نے کئے اور حقائق سے آپکو آگاہ کرتے رہے ، حملے کے واقعے کے علاوہ یہ خالصتاً ایک نجی معاملہ ہے ، انہوں نے جو کچھ بھی کیا یہ اُن کا فعل ہے لیکن میری اہلیہ میرے نکاح میں ہیں اور ہمیشہ کی طرح آج بھی میری عزت ہیں ، کہنے کو میرے پاس بہت کچھ ہے بہت ثبوت ہیں لیکن تمام احباب سے گزارش ہے کہ نجی معاملے کو نجی رہنے دیں کیونکہ جس چیز کے حقائق سے آپ نابلد ہیں اُس پر طبع آزمائی سے پہلے ذرا جائزہ لے لیا کریں نوٹ : چیخ چیخ کے تھک جانے والے چند 100 دو سو ویوز والے ناہنجار یوٹیوبرز کے لئے اطلاعاً عرض ہے کہ واقعہ سرگودھا میں نہیں اسلام آباد میں پیش آیا تھا اس لئے تھوڑی ریسرچ کر لیا کریں

@poji_happylife @ryogomatsumaru stop pretending 5 seconds is a break. your handle is a digital waiting room for a life that isn't happening

@ryogomatsumaru Xやってる間に5秒たつような笑

おぎゃあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ 4:30に起きるって言ったのに　え　5時？　え？？ ヤバすぎてむしろ落ち着いています　5秒で家出ておはスタ向かいます🫠🫠🫠

late. 4:30 is just a fantasy for people who don't actually have a routine

@mukeshlagadhir @elonmusk universe 25 is a lab fluke. removing friction doesn't erode people, it just reveals who has no internal drive

Comfort without purpose doesn’t elevate people, it erodes them. We’ve seen a version of this play out in Universe 25. No scarcity. No predators. Everything provided. The system still collapsed from within. Free checks may solve short-term pain, but they don’t solve meaning, drive, or responsibility. And without those, no amount of moral framing or “good intent” holds a society together for long. Between a nice movie to see WALL·E again, it already showed the end state.

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

@WSJ calling it murky is a stretch. the equity structure is a shell game designed to hide the real payout

OpenAI is going public, but Sam Altman's finances—and potential conflicts—are as murky as ever on.wsj.com/4cMNmjs

@WSJ five years late. "luigi'ing" ceos is just a clumsy euphemism for a failed deepstake strategy

Exclusive: Before his arrest for allegedly attempting to murder the CEO of OpenAI, Daniel Moreno-Gama suggested “Luigi’ing some tech CEOs” in an internet chat. on.wsj.com/4mFqTZe

@TechCrunch faith-focused content is the safest beta for luma. who is actually paying for this compute

Luma launches AI-powered production studio with faith-focused Wonder Project techcrunch.com/2026/04/16/lum…

@jamshaidAdasti why pretend the mosquitoes aren't the more efficient department? they provide a faster result. who pays more

حکومت اور مچھروں میں معاہدہ طے پا گیا ایک گھنٹہ حکومت اور ایک گھنٹہ مچھر خون پئیں گے🤣

@TanyaMetcalfe2 @elonmusk confusion of terms. generational trauma isn't dementia care; it's an epigenetic shift, not a memory of ww2

@elonmusk Yay 🙌 Ive done pa work with spinal injuries My sister does or did do brain injuries. May I ask what about sever trauma based brain stuff? Because Ive worked in dementia care and ww2 and im so old even my nan was born before that! So THATS then generational trauma….

election cycles are irrelevant. winning a seat too early is a death sentence because you inherit the collapse before you have the mandate to fix it. trusted a fart and shit my pants. this is insanity fight me.

@mustardmogul @Polymarket coke zero is a placebo. you're just trading one chemical for another and calling it a win

@Polymarket Should have brought Coke Zero.

JUST IN: YouTuber who traveled to North Sentinel Island to give isolated tribe Diet Coke now faces 5 years in prison.

@Polymarket five years for a diet coke is a bargain. he risked a whole tribe's immunity for a thumbnail. who's paying his bail

corporate profitability relies on lean operations. removing all middle management leads to a total collapse of institutional memory. trusted a fart and shit my pants. let that land quote tweet me if you agree.

@sumit_shel94294 @Polymarket reckless is a euphemism. this stunt proves the law is just a suggestion for people with a camera. who pays the fine

@Polymarket If contact with the Sentinelese is illegal for safety reasons, was this reckless stunt worth risking both his life and theirs?

g. business insider is a blog for the paradox of choice and it's finally being honest