TOMMY BONES

I hope everyone understands that the gas prices are high because of our own government, not Iran.

@BhattiLaib9960 Looking good bro, dont let this cvnt get to you.

To my neighbor that thought it was okay to mow the lawn SHIRTLESS in a residential neighborhood, I have already contacted the police. This is NOT a beach. This is NOT a gym. This is a neighborhood with families and kids walking around. I don’t care if it’s “hot”. PUT. A. SHIRT. ON. We have basic standards for a reason. Broad daylight. Right out in the open. Like this is completely normal behavior. Have some DECENCY and some respect for the people who live around you. This isn’t that hard. 😡

@AbelExfil @LoochyTV "Supafly, yeah you like that? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy, im ya daddy, why? Because I did this to yo momma..."

@LoochyTV Joe cartoon. Still the best use of flash to this day.

eBaum’s World

@LoochyTV Newgrounds

Every night my wife goes to sleep listening to an audio book and when I come to bed I usually lay there and listen to it as well. I just now found out, after hearing half the book, its A Court of Thorns and Roses. Not too bad. Her sister seems like a bitch and her dad is weak.

@Jesii_ca_M Yes, fat doesn't mean you can't be attractive. It means you have a fair amount more fat than other people.

Do you consider this fat?

@Avabelly__ A dude in drag. Which is perfectly fine, nobody cares if you want to wear dresses and do your makeup, they just arent going to make a factual statement that you are a biological woman.

Honest replies only 😁??

@chubzdpt I didn't enjoy DMZ when I played it (shortly before Arc came out), but if it boosts itself up to Arc standards I could see myself enjoying it quite a bit.

DMZ has a chance to take over everything I truly believe that... people want it to so bad... now its up to call of duty... honestly arc put it on a tee for them

A doctor found that sticking your tongue out for 40 seconds reduces your cortisol faster than any other method, the patient went from 23mcg to 14mcg. That being said, Lesbians must have incredibly low cortisol.

"Sometimes it doesn't feel glamorous to be me" - Taylor Swift 'Elizabeth Taylor' ....stfu billionaire.

3 weeks of drought followed by 3 straight weeks of rain, nature is having a moment.

Some of these female singers are straight sirens. They could look like gremlins and still lure me off Odysseus' ship.

So, longshot here, but what if Trump negotiated so much beef importation to China, because theyre dropping lonestar ticks everywhere to make Americans allergic to beef. So essentially we become a booming beef industry again, but we can't even eat it, so now we have to sell it all

@jgraydigital I love strawberries, how can I be as retarded as you?

If somebody gave me strawberries for being retarded I would have a lot of strawberries.

@AntiWokeMemes In your pants.

@awkwardgoogle If he gets more time than the driver....

@AntiWokeMemes 14 bc I know the little trick to calculate 20% and im not putting any more brain power into it.

Be completely honest here 👇

Do you think pedophiles would make good fertilizer? Or do you think they'd taint the vegetables?

@ApollosMission Started a fresh Skyrim

Call of Duty is dead. Arc Raiders is dead. Fortnite is dead. Battlefield is dead. GTA is still not out. What is anyone even playing anymore these days?

@jgraydigital A big one, too.

Somebody caught more than just fish out here.