Canadian OSINT

So I got a little theory brewing. With the timing of Trumps visit to China, I feel like this is even more likely now. I really should've put the pieces together sooner. I always thought the Americans would strike on the next Muslim holiday but it seemed to far away at the time (early April). It is now a week and half away. WTI rollover happened last night. The Americans first attacks took place during Ramadan. Anybody that knows a thing or two about history knows the Americans love to plan Military Operations around holidays. The next Muslim holiday is Eid al-Adha (Festival of Sacrifice.. Ironic) Hajj begins May 25, 2026, Day of Arafah is May 26, 2026 and Eid al-Adha is May 27, 2026. That is the same week as Memorial Day (May 25, 2026) and you guessed it, markets are closed! I don't see an attack happening this weekend. If it's going to happen, it'll be next weekend. Mark my words.

Al Arabia claims it obtained the MOU document (document not confirmed by the U.S.) 1. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States, together with their allies in the current war, declare upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon, and undertake that from now on they will not launch any hostile action against each other, and will refrain from the threat or use of force against each other. The final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article and the remaining Articles. 2. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity, and to refrain from interfering in each other's internal affairs. 3. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to negotiate and reach a final agreement within a maximum period of 60 days, extendable by mutual consent. 4. Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the United States Lift the naval blockade and prevent any interference or obstruction against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and restore traffic within a maximum of 30 days to its full capacity; the traffic of ships shall be proportional to the pre-war volume of traffic on the part of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement. 5. Upon signing this Memorandum of Understanding, the Islamic Republic of Iran will immediately take steps to ensure that the movement of merchant ships from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of ​​Oman and vice versa is resumed within 30 days to the pre-war volume, taking into account the need for the removal of technical obstacles and the neutralization of mines by Iran. 6. The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days. 7. The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary and secondary. 8. The Islamic Republic of Iran reiterates that it will never produce nuclear weapons. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States have agreed that the fate of enriched material and the fate of all other mutually agreed nuclear-related issues, including Iran’s nuclear needs, will be adequately addressed in a final agreement; the final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article. 9. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that, pending a final agreement, they will maintain the status quo: Iran will maintain the status quo on its nuclear program, and the United States will not impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region. 10. The United States undertakes that immediately after the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and until the date of the lifting of sanctions, the United States Treasury Department will issue waivers for exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like. Cont. 👇🏻

Bryan Omar Roa, 24, of Calimesa, California, and Michael Alan Thomas, 32, of Pinon Hills, California, are among five men charged for their roles in an alleged plot to carry out an attack to kill government officials and others attending the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Freedom 250 event held at the White House last Sunday. The FBI and partners launched an investigation into the plot and identified a group of conspirators who procured weapons and made plans to carry out the attack. The FBI made arrests over the weekend in Ohio, Missouri, Nebraska, and California. Details here: justice.gov/opa/pr/five-me…

This was not in the alleged text floating around. If WH truly counts on a deal on this concession to be reached by 60 days, they must have found a pile of Biden dope on the shelf.

عاجل | مراسل #الجزيرة: غارة إسرائيلية على محيط بلدة كفرتبنيت بقضاء النبطية جنوبي #لبنان

Arman Tsarukyan sends Ilia Topuria a DM lmao

REPORT: Iran has fired several drones toward commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz since the signing of the U.S.-Iran memorandum of understanding (MoU), according to NBC News and The Jerusalem Post.

@Berg0ut Oh, I know, don't get me wrong. Things are fucked

@Canadian_OSINT It’s not much better to your south.

Fucking Christ. I just spent $100 on 2 tiny bags of groceries, a case of water and cat litter. I hate Canada. The inflation is getting so bad

@TheDiarrheaHulk Oh, don't get me wrong, I know its bad down there too. It is FUCKED up here though. Doesn't help the Canadian dollar is dog shit right now.

@Canadian_OSINT It’s not much better south of your borders.

@canuckmilkbags That is an Ontario thing, we are normal here and have cartons/jugs

@Canadian_OSINT How many bags of milk?

@FKGZNG I wouldn’t be surprised tbh

@Canadian_OSINT I have the theory naval battles have been taking place for at least 2 years now but they refuse to tell us

What the fuck.

Wake up Canada. Starmer, Macron, and Carney are simultaneously coming for our right to free speech. It's not a coincidence. It's not about the kids.

FBI Director Kash Patel confirmed that federal authorities have taken "multiple individuals" into custody for allegedly plotting an attack on the "UFC Freedom 250" event, which took place on the White House South Lawn on Sunday.

Huh... is that so? I am sure the media in Canada won't cover this though.

Prime Minister of Canada caught on a hot mic with President Trump. He can clearly be heard saying: “less than 3% of our product”, “49,000 cars”, then while making a cut off gesture with his hands, “capped”, and “I thought you’d actually like that”, before walking away. Presumably this is in relation to Chinese EV’s.

When you can't decide if you want to run track or be an equestrian you become the horse

A Russian frigate has reportedly fired warning shots at a British yacht in the English Channel. More details are emerging.