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@peepeegall @DetroitTigersPR Son

@DetroitTigersPR wait no i like jahmai

The Tigers today recalled C Eduardo Valencia from Triple-A Toledo. Valencia, who will wear uniform number 32, joins the first major league roster of his career. OF Jahmai Jones has been designated for assignment.

@gentilefatigued @hypergameme @SaladBarFan That’s fine and all but when conquering Taiwan turns into fighting the U.S.’s global navy, with Japan and Korea and Australia too, you kinda need a navy capable of power projection.

@CcchuckFr @hypergameme @SaladBarFan Correction: They don’t have anything resembling a global navy, and have serious constraints with vessels capable of troop carrying. Their navy is much more fine tuned to an invasion of Taiwan than anything considering how Herculean a task conquering Taiwan really is.

>depletes Chinese strategic petroleum reserve >demonstrates impossibility of naval power projection in era of mines and drone warfare >saves Taiwan

@hypergameme @SaladBarFan How’s that working for Russia and the U.S.?

@CcchuckFr @SaladBarFan Somehow I think they’ll figure out how to drop bombs on an island until the surviving population surrenders.

@hypergameme @SaladBarFan Yeah but you also need to have a navy from which to project power. The United States has super carriers and nuclear submarines, China has a lot of ships with no ability to wage war.

@SaladBarFan You can do naval power projection, you just have to actually do naval power projection. America has no backbone but China does.

@luminousfruit @gak2321 @chriswalker_12 You guys went around the entire world looking for people to genocide, and now you have to overcompensate to show everyone how you’ve changed. You’re scared to be great because you’re ashamed of your past.

@gak2321 @chriswalker_12 Psychopathic nation. Just baked into everything

List of countries that believe they can own a celestial body: America

@NewIndiana2 @humdrumdog0211 They fired them because they didn’t do their job

@humdrumdog0211 I think people are allowed to hate a place after they fired them for no good reason

why were they hiring people to work at Xbox that hate Xbox? Opens up a can of worms with these Xbox games that run like ass/ launch incomplete

@DNA_The_Worst @GeorgiaMaeCole1 Maybe you feel like nothing matters because you spend so much time on Twitter

There is no such thing as English genes. England is an artificial construct. How much do the white genes protect against disease, birth defects, ageing (only TWENTY PITIFUL YEARS of adult life before advanced decay ravages the body), mental health problems, autism, personality disorders, paedophilia, and so on? Oh, right. They do not, at all.

Blessed with English genes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Slambroski @SoToR75 @NeoliberalAkiho @GrantGHurst Canadian calling someone else a fag, cheers 🥂

@CcchuckFr @SoToR75 @NeoliberalAkiho @GrantGHurst faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

What's hilarious is that the date of "Canada Day" was deliberately chosen to try and steal July 4th's thunder away from American expats living in Canada.

@ricardobc @Moe70271676 @KnicksMemes We were doing that for a while but you guys realllllyyyy didn’t like it

@Moe70271676 @KnicksMemes Cute but that’s how soccer works. You should apply that justice belief in foreign policies though.

Red Card being an ejection is fine but it should be reviewed the next day to determine whether it's a suspension. The ref shouldn't be able to potentially alter a nation's soccer history by going to VAR to add a foul on a play where the guy wasn't looking, then eject AND suspend

@Slambroski @SoToR75 @NeoliberalAkiho @GrantGHurst Using gay as an insult while living in Canada… not very woke of you

@SoToR75 @NeoliberalAkiho @GrantGHurst You are so fucking gay holy shit

@beesinpjs These are awful

this flag sucks actually i'm a bigger fan of this set the chevron points outwards from the hoist side which represents our forward facing national identity (advance australia fair) but also subtly reminds you of a boomerang (ignore how that would have the opposite meaning)

@IYKbaseball @TonyPaul1984 They have one, and his name is Keider Montero

@TonyPaul1984 TP..explain to me again how they plan on crawling back into it..when they have zero reliable relievers..asking for a friend

If the #Tigers have any shot at getting back into this thing, that was a game they absolutely couldn't lose. And, surprise, surprise, they didn't. Keider Montero. Stud.

@InsiderWire Just deport him anyway and let him try to stop it

#BREAKING: Tim Walz pardons immigrant convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old and blocks his deportation.

@MLBTheShow Dillon Dingler card please 💔🥀

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@Bigmac161616 @bigfella5847 @tigers Him and Andy do that literally all the time, he’s just not a stale brick wall while he does it.

@bigfella5847 @tigers As an old person, I love the intricacies of baseball. I like to listen baseball people talk about and explain these intricacies. If I want to listen to comedy, I will turn on a stand up comedian.

I am not a Jason Benetti fan. He tries too hard to be a comedian. Tonight, my wife asks “who is that announcing the Tigers game? He is awful!” I could agree with her more. I know I am in the minority, but I wish he would go national full time! @tigers #DNMW #RepDetroit

@Focus_Dropshotz @SamuelAdams_12 Whattttt

@SamuelAdams_12 Don't forget dropping the hard R

But when they stream, they’ll mention “SASSY LEFTY” 100 times over anything gameplay or server related

@apballparks I think it’s glitched and if your last game was in a custom stadium it’ll keep it for the event.

Anyone else getting this in events? If so enjoy!

@FeeredBuckP @kneand_ I think it’s the pitchers h/9 being so bad it forces you fielders to underperform, right?

@kneand_ The worse thing about this moonshot shit is even though my fielders are all 90+ they can’t field for whatever reason all of a sudden

"play co-op with ur friends to quicken the program up" SDS IT DOESN'T PUT US INTO A GAME

@MBtheMick @PopBase Hey woah woah no need for lions disrespect

@PopBase *in a meaningless game, where the US is already locked in to 1st in their group and rested their best players, and Turkey is already eliminated. Its like a week 18 NFL game between the number 1 seed and the detroit lions.

Turkey has defeated the USA at the World Cup. 3-2

@cuttapotato Quick resume is goated

That Quick Resume is always gone be the nastiest console feature to ever exist.