Dr Kafir C Sharp

#escapetothechateau I'm disappointed @dickstrawbridge hasn't built a drawbridge and called it Stick Drawbridge.

This whole McSweeney phone theft business is beginning to stink. The timing is incredibly convenient for a government that wants to cover up. Why did McSweeney report the theft to the police himself?Surely Downing Street security should have been immediately alerted — and they would handle it from there. Did McSweeney want to establish a record of him reporting it? Why did McSweeney never correct the police when it was clear they thought the theft had been in the East End and, of course, it happened in Westminster. Did McSweeney relish the confusion? Why did McSweeney not make clear the national security significance of it being his phone to the police? Was he worried they’d then take it seriously, unlike most phones thefts?

@SaulStaniforth @hawkins_carole When Wes Streeting includes an un-necessary word at the end, I knew he was lying. The word 'actually' at the end of his sentence, if he had used it at the beginning, it wouldnt have pricked my interest.

Susanna Reid asks Wes Streeting if he believes McSweeney really did have his phone stolen. Streeting says yes he believes it & one of the reasons is McSweeney couldn't have known at the time parliament would ask for the release of those comms. Ed Balls points out thats not true

@bagshaw2112 1986

THE MUSIC CHART QUIZ ❤️❤️ What year ?? Please repost so others can play ! A nice UK chart .what year is it from Try to do it without using google or Grok . . #music #popchart #Wednesday

@OfficialTourPro Definitely a chip.

Are you putting or chipping this?

@kelvmackenzie @bobmca1 Can I give you a couple of R's, you seem to have lost them.

“I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.” Unbelievably it was that kind of gag by Bob Monkhouse that led to an episode of BBC’s The Repair Shop being pulled after a TV production employee took offence to an alleged “ sexist” joke. The hardback archives of Monkhouse’s handwritten joke books, dating back to 1960s, were bought in for repair by the comic’s adopted daughter and his old writing partner. In a tribute to the comic, who died in 2003, footage of the restoration was due to be aired this year. But the BBC axed the segment after a member of the production company Ricochet complained about one of the gags. I would like to know the identity of that employee. He or she has robbed many of us of a decent bit of television. Rare enough on the BBC I couldn’t give a toss if they were upset about the gag. Monkhouse will have bought a damned sight more pleasures to the world than this employee ever will.

@piperthesniper @DebWisteria If either of them truly want to save England, then i think this is the only way.

This is all over my Facebook feed, personally I can’t ever see this happening, BUT interested in everyone’s thoughts?

@Beno10_MFC 20 are completely still.

A lot of people say it's 50, but I tell you what, that's not the correct answer. If you solve this you are 1 in a million.

@Ruby__8090 2 then 1 then 3.

Which car should go first ??

@Feargal_Sharkey @theskibeagle A good Carp these days is hard to find.

My daughter just sent me this, Facebook Marketplace, a £10, she thinks I should I get it? 🤔

@otokyo__ 1978

Guess the year ? 🤔

@lady_valor_07 And wednesday afternoons, greedy people took over.

Is anyone present aged enough to recall when shops were shut on Sundays?

@Amelia558rs At least two.

People are saying there’s a real dog in this photo. 𝗜’𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱. 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸?

@crypto_dragonz @WitchEnd Nobody on this thread has asked @grok if this is AI.

@Mishi_2210 30, STILL meaning totally motionless.

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

@ChrisGPackham @Helen_Whately You can only speak for yourself, you cannot demand others relinquish what remains of their disposable income because of what you believe.

On BBC Question Time, @Helen_Whately just said ‘we can’t afford Net Zero’ . She is a human health hazard and grossly misinformed or lying . Time to call out the lunatics leading us to hell . No facts , no truth , no integrity - no hope.

@KEdge23 @coastalK_ £150 extra this year, probably to pay the increase of the employers NI contribution, why will cover the reduction of energy bills.

Hands up if you’ve had your council tax bill for the next year and it’s going up! 🙌🏼 Mine wasn’t frozen, it’s gone up. Labour lied to get into power. “Labour would freeze your council tax” “Not a penny more on your council tax” “No ifs, no buts” Lies, lies, and more lies.

@johnredwood @Xlibris1 Nothing positive.

The cost of government borrowing for 30 years has just hit 5.6%, compared to the worst one day spike to 4.8% under Truss. Rachel Reeves said that rate had crashed the economy. Oh dear, what has the Chancellor done?

@Sir_NickFaldo Id like to Aaron Rai win, long shot I know, but I will have a small bet on him, each way.

20 days to go! Who’s excited? Who’s your pick to win the Green Jacket this year? #TheMasters #AugustaNational

@MrTeatameh @bolderston_mark At least the door handles looked straight/level on the Allegro.

@bolderston_mark It just needs some small cosmetic changes around the door handles ;) :

@bolderston_mark I think they copied that stripe, it was in our living room in 1975.