Mr Ray ✨

@realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk You absolute fucking walnut! You took dosh meant for northern Nigeria's starving souls and wired it to some fancy UK charity wank-fest? Mate, your brain's got more holes than a Nigerian power grid…are you clinically brain-dead or just a special kind of retarded? 😂

Throwback to 2019 when I donated $14,000,000 to @savechildrenuk to support children across Northern Nigeria. True wealth is not measured by what we keep, but by the lives we change 🕊️ … F.Ote💲

@Allezamani Yooo, isn’t that LITERALLY every Naija house tho?! 😂 It’s straight in the CONSTITUTION

The first shock of my life as a Nigerian while growing up was when I went to some of my friends’ houses and I discovered that they used to thank their parents after eating.

How many of these TikTok-live-streamin' kidnapper clowns, bandit dickheads, or terrorist cumstains have EVER been dragged to jail, you jargon-jerkin' Ambassador? Keep spewin' that diplomatic diarrhea and Nigeria stays bent over, gettin' raw-dogged by the same scum forever, you useless suit-wearin' cumrag!

Dear Oku, Thank you for this comment. Security agencies typically use a technique known as triangulation to track people using their digital footprints. For triangulation to work, you would usually need cell phone towers, routers, or other means of tracking and tracing IP addresses, phone numbers, or social media accounts. Alternatively, after securing a warrant from a judge, they can request such data from your mobile phone and Internet provider, who will then use triangulation or cell-site simulators to track you down and pass your location to the appropriate authorities. Triangulation and other means of narrowing down your location work almost like science in urban and even rural areas. So, it is not difficult to trace people who live in cities, towns, and villages, once you have their digital footprints. However, in environments like deserts, forests, and oceans, where humans do not typically make their dwelling and therefore do not leave a digital trace, it can be challenging to track people using triangulation or other modern tracking techniques, which rely on infrastructure that is typically not found in these terrains. Now, that difficult situation is made even harder when the targets to be located are moving. For example, Oyo State is roughly the same size as the five Southeastern states combined. And it is a state populated by several forests. Opara Forest in Oyo, where some cross-border bandits are suspected to operate, is roughly the size of Lagos State. The entire Lagos State is only slightly bigger. Opara Forest is half the size of the whole of Anambra State. There are no cell phone towers or routers in Opara Forest. Please fact-check me. So, the ability to digitally trace these bandits using triangulation is severely limited. In fact, in the area around Ogbomosho, where the children were sadly abducted, which are the villages of Ahoro-Esinele, Yawota, and Alawusa, cell phone communications are extremely limited or nonexistent, because telecommunications firms, like MTN, and others, hardly have cell towers in those outlying towns. That's why it even took a while for the school authorities to alert the Oyo State Government, because there was no network in the area. This is not limited to Nigeria. There are literally hundreds of small towns in America without network coverage. Believe it or not, millions of Americans still live without internet's millions. Please fact-check me! Drones are a good means of reconnoitring extreme environments. However, drones face significant challenges in thick forests, as they can only fly above the ground, and ground visibility is limited or even impossible because the trees obscure their cameras. Additionally, when these bandits hold children hostage, even if you can somehow find them in the heavily forested areas they operate in, neutralising them poses another risk, because they tend to use their hostages as human shields. So, Oku, by now, I hope you can appreciate the significant topographical challenges posed by the environment in which these bandits operate. Therefore, I urge you and others making these unfair comparisons to please be patriotic and support our security forces as they do their best in very difficult situations. Thanks again, Oku, and may God bless you. Reno Omokri Ambassador Designate to Mexico. Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year, 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

@Sikowitz17 Na passport you dey wait for? 😂

Sat in my car waiting on Royal mail. Make I no hear say “ sorry we missed you” 😂😂

@Dee_9889 @janeezeji17 A bum

On Arise TV’s The Morning Show, Dr. Reuben Abati asked an APC chieftain if the Bola Tinubu administration is “doing very well” and which areas need improvement. The chieftain replied: “It took even God 40 years to take the Israelites to the Promised Land, let alone a mere mortal like Tinubu. The response has drawn widespread reactions online.

Bandits might actually have voters cards

If you don’t have voters card, you’re a bandit.

Why is it that Nigerian governments elephant projects are always roads, conference centres, unusable airports and stupid flyovers! Never world class hospitals! Never stuff like this. Pitiful

The priorities of this government are disturbing. It’s like they are deliberately trying to destroy the country. Cause why else?

@aonanuga1956 @OgbeniDipo The priorities of this government are disturbing. It’s like they are deliberately trying to destroy the country. Cause why else?

The IGP crack team has arrested Ifechukwu Dennis who originated the fake voice that he passed on to his gullible targets as President Tinubu’s voice. Dennis was arrested in Benin. The police will issue an official statement.

Lmao, car stand?? If you’re still talking of car stand it means you still have plans of staying in this county. $500k? If two more weeks meet me for this country make i die 😂😂

@_Somtochi 😂 so real

@TheOddSolace Don’t worry bro, nobody expected you to have any.

I have no words. None. Words literally fail me.

We have so many horrible people in this country.

@OgbeniDipo You seem to have lost the angry and direct verbosity you used to address previous governments. That tongue-lash, and fury’s blaze against them. Why? Oh right, because you gorge at the master’s table now 🤔 👍🏽.

Nigeria has endured too much pain at the hands of terrorists, and as a people we cannot continue like this. Terrorism has stolen lives, destroyed families, and shaken communities across our nation. We cannot allow this evil to define who we are. Again, I call on the federal government and the military hierarchy to get tougher on these bastard terrorists and continue to wipe them out! I urge citizens and celebrities to stop sharing fake news and adding to our many problems. Nigeria will defeat terrorism. We must be united, and stand with NIGERIA! #UnitedAgainstTerror

How hard could it be to defend for 1 more minute? Eh @NGSuperEagles

@the_rebeccah Bruh

Are these nice dresses?

@NigeriaStories Omo Agege and his friends

I endorse Peter Obi, but I still support Tinubu’s policies ~ Omo-Agege says